MrBond007
Banned
WOuld be great if her name was something like Fingula Uminez (wathever). It would be F.U written on her purse.You could ask her "Isyour name fuck you?"
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Purse Pickup Lines
- Thread starter MrBond007
- Start date
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
WaterTiger
Master Don Juan
WaterTiger watches and laughs as Fingula Uminez uses her purse to beat "Ridethelightning" and "MrBond007" over their heads for trying such a nasty pick-up line. It's funny you mention the purses with intials. I just bought one! It only has my first inital though!
FratAndDiddy
Senior Don Juan
a "w" ?
sorry, i couldnt resist that one
sorry, i couldnt resist that one
Golden Arms
Master Don Juan
You should get one with this picture on itOriginally posted by WaterTiger
It's funny you mention the purses with intials. I just bought one! It only has my first inital though!
http://www.oneposter.com/UserData/Poster/Poster_7399.jpg
WaterTiger
Master Don Juan
AWWWWWW! What a pretty tiger! Thank you!
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.