"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Here is a suggestion to doing arm curls more consistently.

A while back I bought a set of hand dumbbells but found my use rather spotty. They say you should put lifting / exercise into your daily routine. Recently I put one of the dumbbells under the computer desk. Now when I sit down to use the internet, I can reach down and pull a few curls while things upload.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Good idea to add some new exercises to your web surfing routine besides the normal jerk and cleans.
 
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Should I avoid lifting dumbells every day?
 
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Jerk and clean...

BWAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Funniest thing I've heard all day.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Originally posted by VoodooChild
Jerk and clean...

BWAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Funniest thing I've heard all day.
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Uh... jerk and clean is an actual excercise... I hope you knew that... otherwise you be thinking "masturbate and clean it up".
 
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Hah thats a weird name for an exercise.... I thought it had something to do with whackin' it too.
 
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actually, its called "the clean and jerk"
 
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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Should you curl every day?

NO... unless you wanna wake up the next morning with your arms frozen in the postion you fell asleep in. Its quite exilliarating to stretch a torn muscle out little by little. Do tricep curls the opposit days. Put the dumbell over you head (I usually cup one half of it in both my hands and hang it behind my head) and lift horizontally.
 
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Um... yeah, I know all about the exercise known as the clean and jerk. Clean and jerk = lift. Jerk and clean = wank. Otherwise, it wouldn't have been particularly funny, now, would it?
 
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this exercise is utterly usless
 
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