"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Here is a suggestion to doing arm curls more consistently.

A while back I bought a set of hand dumbbells but found my use rather spotty. They say you should put lifting / exercise into your daily routine. Recently I put one of the dumbbells under the computer desk. Now when I sit down to use the internet, I can reach down and pull a few curls while things upload.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Good idea to add some new exercises to your web surfing routine besides the normal jerk and cleans.
 

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Should I avoid lifting dumbells every day?
 

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Jerk and clean...

BWAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Funniest thing I've heard all day.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Originally posted by VoodooChild
Jerk and clean...

BWAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Funniest thing I've heard all day.
Uh... jerk and clean is an actual excercise... I hope you knew that... otherwise you be thinking "masturbate and clean it up".
 

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Hah thats a weird name for an exercise.... I thought it had something to do with whackin' it too.
 

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actually, its called "the clean and jerk"
 

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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Should you curl every day?

NO... unless you wanna wake up the next morning with your arms frozen in the postion you fell asleep in. Its quite exilliarating to stretch a torn muscle out little by little. Do tricep curls the opposit days. Put the dumbell over you head (I usually cup one half of it in both my hands and hang it behind my head) and lift horizontally.
 

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Um... yeah, I know all about the exercise known as the clean and jerk. Clean and jerk = lift. Jerk and clean = wank. Otherwise, it wouldn't have been particularly funny, now, would it?
 

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this exercise is utterly usless
 
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