"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Pump iron will you surf

pilot0001

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Here is a suggestion to doing arm curls more consistently.

A while back I bought a set of hand dumbbells but found my use rather spotty. They say you should put lifting / exercise into your daily routine. Recently I put one of the dumbbells under the computer desk. Now when I sit down to use the internet, I can reach down and pull a few curls while things upload.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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darkhorse

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Good idea to add some new exercises to your web surfing routine besides the normal jerk and cleans.
 

Zelemont

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Should I avoid lifting dumbells every day?
 

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Jerk and clean...

BWAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Funniest thing I've heard all day.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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KiLLer

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Originally posted by VoodooChild
Jerk and clean...

BWAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Funniest thing I've heard all day.
Uh... jerk and clean is an actual excercise... I hope you knew that... otherwise you be thinking "masturbate and clean it up".
 

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Hah thats a weird name for an exercise.... I thought it had something to do with whackin' it too.
 

Viroid

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actually, its called "the clean and jerk"
 

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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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pilot0001

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Should you curl every day?

NO... unless you wanna wake up the next morning with your arms frozen in the postion you fell asleep in. Its quite exilliarating to stretch a torn muscle out little by little. Do tricep curls the opposit days. Put the dumbell over you head (I usually cup one half of it in both my hands and hang it behind my head) and lift horizontally.
 

VoodooChild

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Um... yeah, I know all about the exercise known as the clean and jerk. Clean and jerk = lift. Jerk and clean = wank. Otherwise, it wouldn't have been particularly funny, now, would it?
 

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this exercise is utterly usless
 
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