Sin Verdad
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Anyone have any? I did a google search but they are mostly cutting recipes. I am looking for something in the 800+ calorie range.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Protein Shake Bulking Recipes
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Quagmire911
Master Don Juan
4 or more raw eggs
2 or more scoops of whey
100ml or more double cream -EDITED, thanks Simon.
Add water if needed
The above would have around 1000calories. Adjust the double cream downwards if you want less calories. Edit-100ml of cream should mix fine.
2 or more scoops of whey
100ml or more double cream -EDITED, thanks Simon.
Add water if needed
The above would have around 1000calories. Adjust the double cream downwards if you want less calories. Edit-100ml of cream should mix fine.
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user43770
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You guys should explain what "cream" is...some of us are from the states.
Sin Verdad
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I think it's like a more fatty milk?
Anyways, here is one I found, around 1200 calories.
2 Scoops Choc Whey
2 Cups Milk
4 Raw Eggs
1 Cup Raw Oatmeal
2 Tablespoons Peanut Butter
A little honey and cinammon.
Taste pretty good, but I had to split it in two for two seperate meals.
Anyways, here is one I found, around 1200 calories.
2 Scoops Choc Whey
2 Cups Milk
4 Raw Eggs
1 Cup Raw Oatmeal
2 Tablespoons Peanut Butter
A little honey and cinammon.
Taste pretty good, but I had to split it in two for two seperate meals.
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CreamTyTe`EyEz said:
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simon said:
Wow. I don't think I'm gonna mess with that stuff.
Quagmire911
Master Don Juan
Haha s*** you are rightsimon said:
I meant 100ml of double cream Edited above.
I love adding peanut butter to my shakes, especially vanilla. Also, here are some others I've used...Sin Verdad said:
2 cups 2% milk
3tbs. natty pb
2 tbs. hershey's chocolate
2 tbs. Olive Oil
3 scoops whey protein
Porcelain Devastator 1300™
4 scoops Strawberry Nlarge.
16oz applejuice.
4 frozen strawberries
1 banana
2 tbsps pb
.5 cup of oats
and one more....
1 cup raw oats
1 *frozen* banana
1.5 cups skim milk
1 tbsp peanut butter
1 scoop protein powder
It takes about 2 minutes to throw everything into a blender, and it has the following stats :
771 cals
16 g fat
109 g carb
53 g protein
If you prefer more fat, add some olive oil (you can't taste it whatsoever), and if you want more protein, add more whey powder.