"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Problems at school

Oni

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Hey me too. Im the kinda quiet person. But i dont let ppl punk me around. I lift weights a lot to boost my confidence up. But then u'd get some kids who likes irritating u . thats when i dont know what to do, punking on me is 1 thing, but irritating me i cant do nothing against.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Disconnect

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I wish somebody picked on me. Sorry to sound so insensitive, but I have itchy fists. :D
 

DannyB0y

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my fav comeback ever

"Well, you suck so much ****....there's no punchline, im just stating a fact"
 

TyTe`EyEs

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Originally posted by JoeyJoJoJunior
Him: Fvck you

You:Naw man, fvck yourself...you'll get more pvssy.

Classic.:D

Nice.
 

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Get HUGE start working out.
Get a bad as$ haircut
Get a tattoo = optional
Wear a hoodie that disguises your muscles

Any short fat kid messes with you...initiate a formal introduction between your fist and his face.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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You know how they say violence only leads to more violence?

Well...

The kid can't do much violence if he's in a coma.
 

mike_0678

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I'm not one to take alot of ****, i'll let people talk for alittle but as soon as it gets a laugh from the whole class its over. just blindside him when he's whispering it to his friend. can you hit hard? if you can make him eat some teeth right in the middle of class, i'll take a guess and say you've never been suspended. one time is ok and it is worth it. if you dont stand up for yourself by doing omthing crazy chicks will see your a wuss. but i do know a good joke you could tell him


Him "snap87 is a fag" he he hehe

you " now that your done i'll ask you a joke"

him "what is it ****breath?"

you"what did the five fingers say to the face"(say this as your walking to him)

him "i dunno"

you: then slap the **** out of him when the teach isnt watchin

the chappelle show is the ****
 
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