Hey me too. Im the kinda quiet person. But i dont let ppl punk me around. I lift weights a lot to boost my confidence up. But then u'd get some kids who likes irritating u . thats when i dont know what to do, punking on me is 1 thing, but irritating me i cant do nothing against.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
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I wish somebody picked on me. Sorry to sound so insensitive, but I have itchy fists. 
TyTe`EyEs
Master Don Juan
Originally posted by JoeyJoJoJunior
Him: Fvck you
You:Naw man, fvck yourself...you'll get more pvssy.
Classic.
Nice.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
mike_0678
Don Juan
I'm not one to take alot of ****, i'll let people talk for alittle but as soon as it gets a laugh from the whole class its over. just blindside him when he's whispering it to his friend. can you hit hard? if you can make him eat some teeth right in the middle of class, i'll take a guess and say you've never been suspended. one time is ok and it is worth it. if you dont stand up for yourself by doing omthing crazy chicks will see your a wuss. but i do know a good joke you could tell him
Him "snap87 is a fag" he he hehe
you " now that your done i'll ask you a joke"
him "what is it ****breath?"
you"what did the five fingers say to the face"(say this as your walking to him)
him "i dunno"
you: then slap the **** out of him when the teach isnt watchin
the chappelle show is the ****
Him "snap87 is a fag" he he hehe
you " now that your done i'll ask you a joke"
him "what is it ****breath?"
you"what did the five fingers say to the face"(say this as your walking to him)
him "i dunno"
you: then slap the **** out of him when the teach isnt watchin
the chappelle show is the ****
Fenderules
Master Don Juan
lol "but they are your bestseller!