"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Problems at school

Oni

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Hey me too. Im the kinda quiet person. But i dont let ppl punk me around. I lift weights a lot to boost my confidence up. But then u'd get some kids who likes irritating u . thats when i dont know what to do, punking on me is 1 thing, but irritating me i cant do nothing against.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Disconnect

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I wish somebody picked on me. Sorry to sound so insensitive, but I have itchy fists. :D
 

DannyB0y

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my fav comeback ever

"Well, you suck so much ****....there's no punchline, im just stating a fact"
 

TyTe`EyEs

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Originally posted by JoeyJoJoJunior
Him: Fvck you

You:Naw man, fvck yourself...you'll get more pvssy.

Classic.:D

Nice.
 

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Get HUGE start working out.
Get a bad as$ haircut
Get a tattoo = optional
Wear a hoodie that disguises your muscles

Any short fat kid messes with you...initiate a formal introduction between your fist and his face.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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You know how they say violence only leads to more violence?

Well...

The kid can't do much violence if he's in a coma.
 

mike_0678

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I'm not one to take alot of ****, i'll let people talk for alittle but as soon as it gets a laugh from the whole class its over. just blindside him when he's whispering it to his friend. can you hit hard? if you can make him eat some teeth right in the middle of class, i'll take a guess and say you've never been suspended. one time is ok and it is worth it. if you dont stand up for yourself by doing omthing crazy chicks will see your a wuss. but i do know a good joke you could tell him


Him "snap87 is a fag" he he hehe

you " now that your done i'll ask you a joke"

him "what is it ****breath?"

you"what did the five fingers say to the face"(say this as your walking to him)

him "i dunno"

you: then slap the **** out of him when the teach isnt watchin

the chappelle show is the ****
 
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