"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Problems at school

Oni

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Hey me too. Im the kinda quiet person. But i dont let ppl punk me around. I lift weights a lot to boost my confidence up. But then u'd get some kids who likes irritating u . thats when i dont know what to do, punking on me is 1 thing, but irritating me i cant do nothing against.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Disconnect

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I wish somebody picked on me. Sorry to sound so insensitive, but I have itchy fists. :D
 

DannyB0y

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my fav comeback ever

"Well, you suck so much ****....there's no punchline, im just stating a fact"
 

TyTe`EyEs

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Originally posted by JoeyJoJoJunior
Him: Fvck you

You:Naw man, fvck yourself...you'll get more pvssy.

Classic.:D

Nice.
 

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Get HUGE start working out.
Get a bad as$ haircut
Get a tattoo = optional
Wear a hoodie that disguises your muscles

Any short fat kid messes with you...initiate a formal introduction between your fist and his face.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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You know how they say violence only leads to more violence?

Well...

The kid can't do much violence if he's in a coma.
 

mike_0678

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I'm not one to take alot of ****, i'll let people talk for alittle but as soon as it gets a laugh from the whole class its over. just blindside him when he's whispering it to his friend. can you hit hard? if you can make him eat some teeth right in the middle of class, i'll take a guess and say you've never been suspended. one time is ok and it is worth it. if you dont stand up for yourself by doing omthing crazy chicks will see your a wuss. but i do know a good joke you could tell him


Him "snap87 is a fag" he he hehe

you " now that your done i'll ask you a joke"

him "what is it ****breath?"

you"what did the five fingers say to the face"(say this as your walking to him)

him "i dunno"

you: then slap the **** out of him when the teach isnt watchin

the chappelle show is the ****
 
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