I'm a very important executive in a company, the VP of a large corporation who handles millions of dollars. I make a very big salary. I live in a huge house in an exclusive part of town and am a high ranking member of a very exclusive golf course. I drive a brand new BMW to work. I wear a clean suit to work daily. I have one problem. I'm not potty trained and go in my pants all the time. It's ruined a lot of suits and females won't date me because of it. What can I do? I keep failing at potty training. Potty training is so hard.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Problem keeping females
- Thread starter DPpotty
- Start date
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
TheMonkeyKing
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That's nothing to do with potty training, son.... more to do with all the sh!t that's spewing from your mouth.
TheMonkeyKing
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If you're a VP of a multi-million dollar company, your job is in no way important. You're basically an overpaid PA - the pertinent word being VICE.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Between_The_Lines
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Just be yourselfDPpotty said:
SamTheHobit
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What the fvck did I just read hahahaha
coochieman
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Easy...
Just stop being so beta..... why?
Alphas keep their shyt together.
Just stop being so beta..... why?
Alphas keep their shyt together.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
thelonewolflegend
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Help dyin
Chris80pitt
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Well, there will be a woman who will like you for what you are, so relax. Who cares about all these women that don't know how to value other things.