"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Problem keeping females

DPpotty

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I'm a very important executive in a company, the VP of a large corporation who handles millions of dollars. I make a very big salary. I live in a huge house in an exclusive part of town and am a high ranking member of a very exclusive golf course. I drive a brand new BMW to work. I wear a clean suit to work daily. I have one problem. I'm not potty trained and go in my pants all the time. It's ruined a lot of suits and females won't date me because of it. What can I do? I keep failing at potty training. Potty training is so hard.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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TheMonkeyKing

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That's nothing to do with potty training, son.... more to do with all the sh!t that's spewing from your mouth.
 

DPpotty

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TheMonkeyKing said:
That's nothing to do with potty training, son.... more to do with all the sh!t that's spewing from your mouth.
I have a far more important job than you. I just went in my pants.
 

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If you're a VP of a multi-million dollar company, your job is in no way important. You're basically an overpaid PA - the pertinent word being VICE.
 

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TheMonkeyKing said:
If you're a VP of a multi-million dollar company, your job is in no way important. You're basically an overpaid PA - the pertinent word being VICE.
I'm a very powerful top executive in the company. I just can't keep females interested because I keep peeing and shvting in my pants. I keep failing at potty training and I refuse to wear diapers.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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DPpotty said:
I'm a very powerful top executive in the company. I just can't keep females interested because I keep peeing and shvting in my pants. I keep failing at potty training and I refuse to wear diapers.
Just be yourself
 

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What the fvck did I just read hahahaha
 

zekko

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Brown suits.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Well, there will be a woman who will like you for what you are, so relax. Who cares about all these women that don't know how to value other things.
 
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