"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Problem keeping females

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I'm a very important executive in a company, the VP of a large corporation who handles millions of dollars. I make a very big salary. I live in a huge house in an exclusive part of town and am a high ranking member of a very exclusive golf course. I drive a brand new BMW to work. I wear a clean suit to work daily. I have one problem. I'm not potty trained and go in my pants all the time. It's ruined a lot of suits and females won't date me because of it. What can I do? I keep failing at potty training. Potty training is so hard.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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That's nothing to do with potty training, son.... more to do with all the sh!t that's spewing from your mouth.
 

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TheMonkeyKing said:
That's nothing to do with potty training, son.... more to do with all the sh!t that's spewing from your mouth.
I have a far more important job than you. I just went in my pants.
 

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If you're a VP of a multi-million dollar company, your job is in no way important. You're basically an overpaid PA - the pertinent word being VICE.
 

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TheMonkeyKing said:
If you're a VP of a multi-million dollar company, your job is in no way important. You're basically an overpaid PA - the pertinent word being VICE.
I'm a very powerful top executive in the company. I just can't keep females interested because I keep peeing and shvting in my pants. I keep failing at potty training and I refuse to wear diapers.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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DPpotty said:
I'm a very powerful top executive in the company. I just can't keep females interested because I keep peeing and shvting in my pants. I keep failing at potty training and I refuse to wear diapers.
Just be yourself
 

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What the fvck did I just read hahahaha
 

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Brown suits.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Well, there will be a woman who will like you for what you are, so relax. Who cares about all these women that don't know how to value other things.
 
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