I'm a very important executive in a company, the VP of a large corporation who handles millions of dollars. I make a very big salary. I live in a huge house in an exclusive part of town and am a high ranking member of a very exclusive golf course. I drive a brand new BMW to work. I wear a clean suit to work daily. I have one problem. I'm not potty trained and go in my pants all the time. It's ruined a lot of suits and females won't date me because of it. What can I do? I keep failing at potty training. Potty training is so hard.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Problem keeping females
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
TheMonkeyKing
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That's nothing to do with potty training, son.... more to do with all the sh!t that's spewing from your mouth.
TheMonkeyKing
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If you're a VP of a multi-million dollar company, your job is in no way important. You're basically an overpaid PA - the pertinent word being VICE.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Between_The_Lines
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Just be yourselfDPpotty said:
SamTheHobit
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What the fvck did I just read hahahaha
coochieman
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Easy...
Just stop being so beta..... why?
Alphas keep their shyt together.
Just stop being so beta..... why?
Alphas keep their shyt together.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
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Help dyin
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Well, there will be a woman who will like you for what you are, so relax. Who cares about all these women that don't know how to value other things.