Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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Pretty, chubby girls

JackBauer24

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Any guys went out with or had sex with a chubby girl with a pretty face (not obese or overweight, just a little extra weight)?
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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kdnash82

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LMAO!!! Wasn't there a thread about this before where guys talked about sexual experiences that should be forgotten?

To answer, yes, I've had my fair share of with the lights off encounters. Immediately when I was getting ready to blow my load (not after, not while in the act, but immediately when I was getting ready to blow) that's when it dawned on me that i was banging a fat chick and immediately wish I hadn't.

In my head at that moment:
"Oh no... what am I doing... Oh gawd... I'm bout to come... Noo.. Noo.... NoooOOOoOHHAHHAHHHHh!!"

I blow and immediately regret it.
 

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Heh, that depends on what you consider a little extra weight.

I "dated" a girl that was, well heavier than me for two weeks, she was kind of cute though.

But I will never again date a girl that isn't in my weight class.
 

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There are TONS of slim, fit, hot chicks.

At least here, where I am.

Look around, There's a lot of chubbies, but that's not all.

I'm in America.

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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Grand Wizzard Alamar

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rarely you will find a hot girl with a little extra baggage, but they do exist.. I've seen like 1 or 2 in my whole life though lol
 

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if shes fat with a cute face put a blanket over her body and insist on oral sex, afterwards ask her if shes into fisting
 

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skirtChaser said:
if shes fat with a cute face put a blanket over her body and insist on oral sex, afterwards ask her if shes into fisting
LOL. That may be a little extreme.


I've been offered sex from chubby girls but have refused to sleep with them each time. One of them had a ok face but still, I watch too much adult entertainment to lose my V-card to a FAT chick.

I'll take not so pretty, young and tight OVER pretty, young, and FAT anyday.

Why doesn't anyone on here ask for advice with the fatties?
Because its easy not to get nervous with them, its easy to get sex with them. The hot ones, it's a much much different story.

Why do most porn videos have tight young girls on them?
Because that's what turn us on. Other than those Big Boned Loving videos, who wants to see Rosie O. doing it and doing it and doing it well?


Bottomline:
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We are all here for the thin younger girls. Hot is icing on the cake.

I am out.​
 

I.A.F.Y.B.

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My girlfriend of now isn't skinny or overweight. She just has thick thighs, big a$$, and nice rack. Some meat on her but, they're features I like. You may consider her a lil chubby but, she does get hit on quite a bit. I'd rate her on looks about 7-8. Hey, if you think she's hot and like her it don't matter. Pvssy is pvssy to me. Skinny girls don't got no meat on their bones and break like a twig.....
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I've been with a number of different kinds of ladies, and personally I'd take a pretty face with a little extra weight over a supermodel body with a horrible butterface. A chubby chick can always lose weight, but an ugly chick can't change much without plastic surgery.

But then again, it comes down to personal opinion. What's that saying again..."Fat chicks are like mopeds; fun to ride but you don't want your friends to see you on one."
 

War Against Betaism

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Yeah, there's this one girl in particular that has an awesome face (IMO), but is a little bit on the chunky side. I'd still do her, it's not like she's Rosie O'donnell.
 

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bambam said:
if you live in america you have had sex with a chubby. don't kid yourselves. the average american female is close to obese if not obese. that is a statistical fact. don't tell me that your town is special.
The average size of the American woman is 14. This is why I uncheck the "Average" box when doing searches on myspace and dating sites and just stick to the Slim/Slender chicks.

Even this is considered athletic in America:
http://apse.dallasnews.com/contest/2004/writing/dailyart/40-100_features_hr5.jpg
 

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I'll hit a chubby girl IF she also has the following:

1. A cute face
2. Nice tig ol' bitties
3. Nice skin--no stretch marks.

Notice I said I'd hit it if the following applies. Being seen in public is another story.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Jaxon said:
I'll hit a chubby girl IF she also has the following:

1. A cute face
2. Nice tig ol' bitties
3. Nice skin--no stretch marks.

Notice I said I'd hit it if the following applies. Being seen in public is another story.

LOL. I am totally with you about not being seen in public with them. I would fvck a chub if...............
1. I was at a bar and she totally came on to me very strongly.
2. must have a cute face.
3. big tits.
4. It would be a ONS and thats it. would never take her on a date.
5. It would have to be a girl that I have a very slim chane of running into again.
6. I also have to be able to lift her. Nothing over 175 pounds.
7. Would have to be horny and drunk.
I have fvcked a 2 chubs in my younger years and they met these 7 things.
 

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I wanna **** my mom's best friend. She's kinda chubby but has huge tits and a pretty face. Plus she's my mom's best friend so that would be legendary as well as assholish...being both appeal to me greatly.
 

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personally, I like a chick that has a little bit extra weight on them.

My current girlfriend is 5'7" at 150 lbs. She has the personality that I desire and works out four times a week.

comic_relief
 

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You guys are so full of shyt. I personally am attracted to a size 14 with a pretty face. The problem is, these bytches must be getting plenty of guys because they think they're the ****. They can be 70 pounds overweight but won't look at a guy who's heavy.

I'm in good shape, so even though I prefer some meat on them bones, I date thinner women because I don't think those fat hypocrites deserve this.

By the way, I see a lot of yall walking out in public with fatties. I guess we have the only guys in America who only date thin chicks on this board.

Fat chicks are not hurting for dates, so either yall are lying, or there are an awful lot of chubby chasers out there.
Most American females are fat. Most of these females either are taken or have members of this board after them. Just go read all the research from the AMA on what is killing Americans. Obesity is a tragic problem in America. Every age is having to deal with this problem. Younger Americans are blowing up. It has nothing to do with fast food (or most of Western Europe would be big and fat), instead it has to do with portion size and lack of activity. Nobody walks anymore in America. Park away from the door, folks! Take a walk around the block after supper. Move!
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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