"The Kiss of Death Mistake"
You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?
Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.
One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.
Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Post your resolutions for 2006 and tell us which ones you've kept.
- Thread starter Ice Cold
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Abbott
Master Don Juan
You can call this cheating, but I made goals that I figured that are easy, but not effortless. I figure that way I have a very good, but not perfect chance of completing them.
I also made a list that I posted near my door, so I'll see it nearly every day.
My resolutions for 2006 were:
1. Style: Cuss and swear less (can eliminate, but not necessary to satisfy resolution).
2. Plan: Figure out what I'm doing to do after Graduation from Junior College.
3. Money: Don't gamble during 2006.
4. Fun: Consume a $50 bottle of wine in a single night, no sharing allowed (have to drink the whole bottle, every drop).
5. Education: Complete my program at the Junior College in December (of 2006).
Let's see. Item One is the only subjective item on the list. All the others are objective, either I did them, or I didn't.
Success:
Item One: I feel that I have succeeded. It's difficult to evaluate, but I succeeded. Occasionally I still cuss, though not so much. However, it'll be very difficult to not cuss at all.
Item Three: Believe it or not this one was very easy. I didn't feel tempted at all, and no one offered if I wanted to play poker (the way I most often gambled with money). I never offered to others if I they wanted to play poker.
Item Four: Very easy. I was at a bar with a fairly good wine selection. I picked out a wine, whipped out the fantastic plastic (credit card), and started drinking it. That day I didn't have any other drinks before the wine just to be safe.
Item Five: I didn't think this would've been a problem, though I decided it was a good goal anyway. I completed the last of my classes, and I even got an A in each one. However, those particular classes were easy for me, though not necessarily for others.
Failures:
Item Two: I haven't yet figured out what to do. Now as a result of my tardiness in planning, I'm now stuck with taking no classes at all this Spring. This is terrible since A) I NEED to get a four year degree, and then think about a Master's, and B) I'm not getting any younger (I'm 21, and starting to feel that time is of the essence). The only thing that would exempt me from this is to win the lottery, invest, and live off the money. However, the odds of that happening don't even begin to approach nil.
This is due primarily to my reluctance to make plans that I can't be sure that I'm capable of executing. In theory is one thing, but in practice is another. The biggest issue is how to secure some job in the new town, since getting jobs have always been the hardest damn thing I've ever attempted. Filling out applications for schools, leasing an apartment, getting a new driver's license, etc. is easy. If I initiate those processes they will happen, guaranteed. There's no subjectivity.
There is a local university here, but I know that if I stay in this town I will NOT be happy. I won't explain why here, because then I'd derail the thread.
Overall:
I think I did pretty well, though I wasn't perfect. But then again, except for Item Two, I didn't choose any difficult goals.
2006 is not yet over, though it nearly is. Right now I just need to figure out what I'm going to do New Year's Eve, since I plan to go out of town and I don't know what I'm going to do if I get drunk (which I might).
It's possible, though not likely, that I can still satisfy Item Two in the next week. However, that's not likely, as I have more short-term concerns, such as New Year's Eve.
How about you? Did any of you complete all or most of your resolutions?
Abbott
Master Don Juan
Ben
avrilishot
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Capt.Jack Sparrow
Master Don Juan
honestly though I dont remember what the resolution was I made because I was drunk
PRMoon
Master Don Juan
Wow were do I start...PRMoon said:
1) I Don't work out EVERYDAY because I need rest periods. I am on solid workout plan and it shows.
2) I definately blew this one. I've actually gotten significantly worse in terms of drinking. I really need to focus on this one for next year.
3) This one's resolved. I'm doing well finacially and have several retirement plans in place.
4) It's hard to say if my game's gotten any better. I don't have any stardards to judge by. If anything I'm more tired then I was this time last year from spending so much time in the game.
5) I still have my celica. I want a new car but I'm not sure which one yet.
6) My room mate skipped town then came back. He's not my room mate anymore
7) I've gotten rid of alot of the shady people in my life, only to find newer even shadier people. I really need to work on meeting more quality people.
8) My diet is awesome end of story.
9) Love my jobs and only look for more work within my company.
10) I've decided to reside in Las Vegas for the duration. Sorry Miami, I love you but I'm a Vegas boy through and through. I'm getting a house here and I plan on staying.
Livinlifehard
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Capt.Jack Sparrow said:
IN AND OUT ****ING ROCKS!!! i moved from vegas and missed it every day, now i am back... i miss bojangles on the south east coast though.
Capt.Jack Sparrow
Master Don Juan
Livinlifehard said:
Bonjangles? Nope dunno what it is ;(
but yeah In n Out is heaven for me... mmm just thinking about it..
thanks a$$hole you got me hungry, im gonna go get some in n out :kick: