"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Anyways, I took this pic last night cuz I needed a new one.
I believe my posture and not smiling make me looks pretty alpha in it. Anyways, once I go off to college I'll post some pics of me and hos. Until then, this is Duke!
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=NMALRRH
Edit: Damn, Red, thats a freakin awesome body pic you have, not to sound gay. What kind of workout/mealplan are you following. I bet girls freak out and wanna touch your abs.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu...29135&imageID=14139184&Mytoken=20040810091406
(trying a slightly more rugged look than usual on this one
)This was my HS senior pic, taken a solid two years ago...Maybe I'll get a new one soon.
Squy
Master Don Juan
new pictures, a little more than a month old.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v173/gSQUYrb/DSCF0023.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v173/gSQUYrb/DSCF0048.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v173/gSQUYrb/2004_0710_132956AA.jpg
http://www.coldquads.com/gallery/stickman.html
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Here
http://www.facethejury.com/profile.asp?user_name=Vincent
PS: to mods please delete previous one, as to this one i will be able to upload more pictures
SageOFAllenAge
Senior Don Juan
- Joined
- Jul 2, 2004
- Messages
- 231
- Reaction score
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- Age
- 43
& this is me.
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=O8OQNRN&key=HXP
By the way, I've spoken a lot about my "ugly duckling" phase, so I thought I'd share that phase with you all. These pics are from about 8-9 years ago...
http://www.wade.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/miscstuff/Dan-pig.jpg
http://www.wade.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/miscstuff/Dan-geek.jpg
http://www.geocities.com/piratkaptenen/lifeforce/awkward.jpg
http://www.geocities.com/piratkaptenen/lifeforce/awkward2.jpg
Starting serious self improvement
http://www.geocities.com/piratkaptenen/lifeforce/lifeforce.jpg
Current Pics:
http://www.geocities.com/piratkaptenen/lifeforce/Picture_0052.JPG
http://www.geocities.com/piratkaptenen/lifeforce/Picture_0054.JPG
http://www.geocities.com/piratkaptenen/lifeforce/Picture_0055.JPG
If you can't see the pics, go here:
http://www.geocities.com/piratkaptenen/lifeforce/
Man, I really look so young, like 16-17 or something it's annoying!
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
jonny football hero
Master Don Juan
Brazilian_Blues_Boy
Master Don Juan
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=NEEENQN&key=RYS
(Yeah, moderators can be cute too
)splinterkb
Master Don Juan
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=G8RQNUO&key=PLS
( I look much better with hair gelled and whatnot)
GlutusMaximus86
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Sep 2, 2002
- Messages
- 638
- Reaction score
- 1
That is my senior photo from about a year ago and it is airbrushed a little bit (I have a little bit of acne around my chin and nose).
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.