"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Royal Elite
Banned
"you need to figure out why you came to the conclusion that her ideas, opionions, and desires are more important then yours" Royal elite
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Mr. Delicious
Senior Don Juan
diplomatic_lie
Master Don Juan
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I go to Kjell and I grab his balls in my hand. I think if he **** my girl he will not **** again! His ball pains makes him sick on floor and he stops to move!!!
I think I have MURDER him. Snits screams! I am very scared and I run!!!
cave dweller
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"My friend, I suggest you go back and do your homework, because, I am the son-of-a-b1tch that wakes up the chickens."
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(this quote is me in a nut shell)
cave dweller
theSpeculator
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"Fortune Favors the Bold" -- Virgil
"My Posts are Good because I take the time to go back and edit them" -- Me
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Maestro Monk
Don Juan
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- Feb 8, 2005
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- dearsapho, on what to include in a text message to a club pickup. truly classic.
Aztec
Master Don Juan
Charles Popplestone
"Whether you think you can -- or think you can't -- you're right!"
Henry Ford
"Effort only fully releases its reward after a person refuses to quit."
Napoleon Hill
"Adversity brings out our hidden potential."
Jeff Keller
"he who loses wealth loses much; he who loses a friend loses more; but he loses courage loses all."
Miguel de Cervantes
MindOverMatter
Master Don Juan
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ﮎr|[Super]MaN
Banned
LoL i love that
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.