"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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"the bold is always more sucessful then the hesitant"

"you need to figure out why you came to the conclusion that her ideas, opionions, and desires are more important then yours" Royal elite

"Do Something!!!" re

"stop with those estorogen comments" re
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Originally posted by DJDamage
I just saw this quote in today's paper:

"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me".
I think it went more like...
Fool me once, shame on... shame on you. Fool me twice... afoolmeh can't get fooled again
As was so wisely said by George Walker.
 

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Oh man I love that Icelander quote, funniest thing I've seen.


I go to Kjell and I grab his balls in my hand. I think if he **** my girl he will not **** again! His ball pains makes him sick on floor and he stops to move!!!

I think I have MURDER him. Snits screams! I am very scared and I run!!!
 

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chickens

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"My friend, I suggest you go back and do your homework, because, I am the son-of-a-b1tch that wakes up the chickens."

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(this quote is me in a nut shell)

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"The Future Belongs to Those Who Prepare for It." -- Confusius (ancient chinese philosopher)

"Fortune Favors the Bold" -- Virgil

"My Posts are Good because I take the time to go back and edit them" -- Me
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Add more quotes. This thread will be in the new DJ Bible tentatively named Project T under Miscellaneous.
 
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“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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"Murder and sex bring the same reaction. When you're done you say, "Jesus what was i thinking? I gotta get the hell outta here!"


Hhahaha. Great quote.
 

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"Ask her if shes up for a bit of textual intercourse...if she aint then exercise premature evacuation."

- dearsapho, on what to include in a text message to a club pickup. truly classic.
 

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"You can't always control circumstances. But you can control your own thoughts."

Charles Popplestone


"Whether you think you can -- or think you can't -- you're right!"

Henry Ford


"Effort only fully releases its reward after a person refuses to quit."

Napoleon Hill


"Adversity brings out our hidden potential."

Jeff Keller


"he who loses wealth loses much; he who loses a friend loses more; but he loses courage loses all."

Miguel de Cervantes
 
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A Father bull and his son are standing on a hill overlooking a paddock full of cows the son looks at the father and says "Dad why dont we run down there and F**k one of those cows" the father says "Son why dont we walk down there and F**K them all"

LoL i love that
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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