"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Porn Is God's Gift to Men
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Bible_Belt
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tj
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Some guy on another board said he worked as a camera operator on porn movies...he said alot of "girls" online porn are really transvetites.
dont know for sure..but he sounded pretty legit..just saying.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
navyseal2101
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comic_relief
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forget porn.
comic_relief
thats why 70% of internet content is porn. i mean, it doesn't take a genius to figure out that men love porn.
sex is great, but porn lets you glimpse into the world of sexual possibilities that you probably wont experience in your real life.
A hundred years ago the richest man in the world couldn't get better than some naughty etchings.
Now every spotty un-humpable teen with internet access has streamed hardcore in all varieties and live cam-whores for free. Count your blessings.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Luke Skywalker
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There is lots of types of porn that is out there - so I'm not sure about what porn you are talking about - but when I get to hate 'normal' women for rejecting me then on specific dates I think that porn is a good outlet or 'break' from all the suffering that I have to endure trying to find a half-decent girl out there.
So, it my way of saying, I dont have a girlfriend, and girls are all rejecting, dumping or fvcking with my head, so you just relax and just look at some porn because hey, you cant win all the time - that's why you have porn.
jesusrules
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so to me its not a gift from god.
Last Man Standing
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This is the biggest AFC move yet - a dude buys porn for a girl and not for himself, and spends $60 at that!STR8UP said:
I never bought a porn movie or magazine in my life!! God's gift to men is women - not hors!!!
artalexakis
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Last Man Standing said:
i agree man.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Lmao, I clicked the link in your sig and the first thing I see is free XXX downloads. Clown.jesusrules said:
If you can read this thread, then it is free. (refer to jesusrules' sig) When did money ever come into the picture?Last Man Standing said:
Porn is good. Anyone reading this (male or female) who claims they don't watch porn this day in age are liars. BUT like all good things, it should be enjoyed in moderation.
Its drug-like in nature, Instant gratification. Compounded by the fact that most people lack real sex-lives, it becomes a revolving door and before you know it you end up here looking at this thread, reading about how it comprises 70% of the internet. Its the circle of life! :crackup:
No replacement for the real thing however :yes:
Maxtro
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Only fools pay for porn.jesusrules said:
I've wondered about that. If I get a hooker and have a camera man, is it legal? Either way the women are still getting paid for sex.lordson said:
Don Juanabbe
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:kick:STR8UP said: