"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Porn Is God's Gift to Men

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Drum&Bass

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porn, is like TV and should be avoided at ALL costs !!

STAY AWAY FROM THE PRON' !!!
 

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Jeez.....went to the naughty store with my ex g/f and she wanted a DVD, but according to her the chicks HAD to be hot, so I ended up spending like $60 on ONE stupid movie. The chicks WERE hot but that was definitely not the best 60 bucks I ever spent.
 
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I agree the chicks have to be hot. When you have pretty much seen it all..looks is the only thing not to lose novelty.

Some guy on another board said he worked as a camera operator on porn movies...he said alot of "girls" online porn are really transvetites.
dont know for sure..but he sounded pretty legit..just saying.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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navyseal2101

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puretna has so much you never get bored, however some stuff you may wish you've never seen.
 

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sex is god's gift to men

forget porn.

comic_relief
 

joekerr31

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come on everyone loves porn.

thats why 70% of internet content is porn. i mean, it doesn't take a genius to figure out that men love porn.

sex is great, but porn lets you glimpse into the world of sexual possibilities that you probably wont experience in your real life.
 

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I grew up in the seventies when porn was a ripped up bit of Mayfair (printed soft porn) in some wasteland or a two second full frontal in a foreign movie.

A hundred years ago the richest man in the world couldn't get better than some naughty etchings.

Now every spotty un-humpable teen with internet access has streamed hardcore in all varieties and live cam-whores for free. Count your blessings.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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It cant be God's gift to men, but more like a snare of the devil.

There is lots of types of porn that is out there - so I'm not sure about what porn you are talking about - but when I get to hate 'normal' women for rejecting me then on specific dates I think that porn is a good outlet or 'break' from all the suffering that I have to endure trying to find a half-decent girl out there.

So, it my way of saying, I dont have a girlfriend, and girls are all rejecting, dumping or fvcking with my head, so you just relax and just look at some porn because hey, you cant win all the time - that's why you have porn.
 

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Nighthawk said:
I grew up in the seventies when porn was a ripped up bit of Mayfair (printed soft porn) in some wasteland or a two second full frontal in a foreign movie.

A hundred years ago the richest man in the world couldn't get better than some naughty etchings.

Now every spotty un-humpable teen with internet access has streamed hardcore in all varieties and live cam-whores for free. Count your blessings.
yea but that richest man probably had like 12 wives...
 
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STR8UP said:
Jeez.....went to the naughty store with my ex g/f and she wanted a DVD, but according to her the chicks HAD to be hot, so I ended up spending like $60 on ONE stupid movie. The chicks WERE hot but that was definitely not the best 60 bucks I ever spent.
This is the biggest AFC move yet - a dude buys porn for a girl and not for himself, and spends $60 at that!

I never bought a porn movie or magazine in my life!! God's gift to men is women - not hors!!!
 

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Last Man Standing said:
This is the biggest AFC move yet - a dude buys porn for a girl and not for himself, and spends $60 at that!

I never bought a porn movie or magazine in my life!! God's gift to men is women - not hors!!!

i agree man.:)
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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jesusrules said:
i actually dont like it, its a waste of time and money. i would rather spend my money on something way better than a stupid porn dvd.

so to me its not a gift from god.
Lmao, I clicked the link in your sig and the first thing I see is free XXX downloads. Clown.

Last Man Standing said:
This is the biggest AFC move yet - a dude buys porn for a girl and not for himself, and spends $60 at that!

I never bought a porn movie or magazine in my life!! God's gift to men is women - not hors!!!
If you can read this thread, then it is free. (refer to jesusrules' sig) When did money ever come into the picture?

Porn is good. Anyone reading this (male or female) who claims they don't watch porn this day in age are liars. BUT like all good things, it should be enjoyed in moderation.

Its drug-like in nature, Instant gratification. Compounded by the fact that most people lack real sex-lives, it becomes a revolving door and before you know it you end up here looking at this thread, reading about how it comprises 70% of the internet. Its the circle of life! :crackup:

No replacement for the real thing however :yes:
 

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jesusrules said:
i actually dont like it, its a waste of time and money. i would rather spend my money on something way better than a stupid porn dvd.

so to me its not a gift from god.
Only fools pay for porn.
lordson said:
porn stars are just prostitutes
I've wondered about that. If I get a hooker and have a camera man, is it legal? Either way the women are still getting paid for sex.
 

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STR8UP said:
Jeez.....went to the naughty store with my ex g/f and she wanted a DVD, but according to her the chicks HAD to be hot, so I ended up spending like $60 on ONE stupid movie. The chicks WERE hot but that was definitely not the best 60 bucks I ever spent.
:kick:
 
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