"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Plate smells "unpleasant" downstairs.....

Infern0

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Great plate, really into me but not pushy, lots of fun, hot, has her life together

only one problem

it's not AWFUL or really fishy or anything but it's just, kind of unpleasant down there....

I've just told her i never go down on women which she seems fine with, but.... yeah

Advice, haha??
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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bic razor & summer's eve, dog. I actually kind of like it a little musty.
 

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It's all about hygiene. I had a chick once who had a strong odor down there once.

Ended up getting wasted one night and calling her out on it during a fight. Didn't speak for two months. But when she cane crawling back, the problem was solved.
 

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How's her diet? 95% sure that's the issue..
yea its probably a yeast issue from eating too much processed sh1t

a girl i fvcked a couple years ago had one of the worst ones ive ever smelt in my life , so bad i had to stop and send her home

her snapchat reveals her diet was atroicous
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Get her drinking water w/ lemon juice--load her up with fruit lol. Maybe shower with her and offer to clean her. You're not doing her (or you) any favors by pretending it's not a problem--or being like every other guy who ever held his tongue (and nose) cause she's 'hot' and you're afraid of losing her.

Or you could just tell her politely. Yeah, it'll be a little uncomfortable, but for me it'd be either she corrects or next.
 

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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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what about wearing a snorkel and some goggles when you go down there
 

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You gotta tell her, man. Don't be a wuss about it either.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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A bunch of us were having drinks and the Congo went that way and I was just like "the worst is when a girl smells down there" and I saw her do a double take and her eyes got wide.

Think I got the message off in an indirect way
 

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Yup, that's really a no-go for me. It's bad.
Especially when the smell lasts on the fingers during days. Not even talking about the ****.

Majority of time it comes from lack of proper hygiene.
 

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I've found it can be a result of bad ass wiping techniques. Overall it's a design flaw and requires huge maintenance just to get it running ok. As someone else mentioned, a razor helps for a start, mow the lawn before you visit the garden.
 

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I had an OCD chick who smelled that way...clean as can be in everyway way except for, apparently, down there. Saw her for over a year and the smell was the exact same way EVERY TIME. A buddy of mine has a theory that girls will smell good to guys who they are compatible with, and will smell fishy to guys who they are not. Not sure if my buddy's theory helps explain anything, but figured he could be on to something, and maybe someone else could prove/dis-prove this interesting hypothesis.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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