Plate smells "unpleasant" downstairs.....

[Infern0]

Great plate, really into me but not pushy, lots of fun, hot, has her life together

only one problem

it's not AWFUL or really fishy or anything but it's just, kind of unpleasant down there....

I've just told her i never go down on women which she seems fine with, but.... yeah

Advice, haha??

 

[f(x)]

bic razor & summer's eve, dog. I actually kind of like it a little musty.

 

[cola]

How's her diet? 95% sure that's the issue..

 

[AllDay85]

It's all about hygiene. I had a chick once who had a strong odor down there once.

Ended up getting wasted one night and calling her out on it during a fight. Didn't speak for two months. But when she cane crawling back, the problem was solved.

 

[Bingo-Player]

How's her diet? 95% sure that's the issue..

yea its probably a yeast issue from eating too much processed sh1t

a girl i fvcked a couple years ago had one of the worst ones ive ever smelt in my life , so bad i had to stop and send her home

her snapchat reveals her diet was atroicous

 

[AllDay85]

yea its probably a yeast issue from eating too much processed sh1t

a girl i fvcked a couple years ago had one of the worst ones ive ever smelt in my life , so bad i had to stop and send her home

her snapchat reveals her diet was atroicous

A steady diet of different **** is more likely.

 

[fastlife]

Get her drinking water w/ lemon juice--load her up with fruit lol. Maybe shower with her and offer to clean her. You're not doing her (or you) any favors by pretending it's not a problem--or being like every other guy who ever held his tongue (and nose) cause she's 'hot' and you're afraid of losing her.

Or you could just tell her politely. Yeah, it'll be a little uncomfortable, but for me it'd be either she corrects or next.

 

[marmel75]

A steady diet of different **** is more likely.

The smell of dried up cvm can be kinda nasty...just saying...

 

[Atom Smasher]

 

[Bingo-Player]

LMAO

 

[MrWiggles]

scrape up all that yeast and make some bread with it

 

[foreverAFC]

what about wearing a snorkel and some goggles when you go down there

 

[El Payaso]

You gotta tell her, man. Don't be a wuss about it either.

 

[Desdinova]

You expect her to shove that in her cvnt?

 

[CuddleJunkie]

Why don't you have sex in the shower before moving to lying grounds?

 

[Infern0]

Solved

A bunch of us were having drinks and the Congo went that way and I was just like "the worst is when a girl smells down there" and I saw her do a double take and her eyes got wide.

Think I got the message off in an indirect way

 

[Glumix]

Yup, that's really a no-go for me. It's bad.
Especially when the smell lasts on the fingers during days. Not even talking about the ****.

Majority of time it comes from lack of proper hygiene.

 

[HeadLightsOn]

I've found it can be a result of bad ass wiping techniques. Overall it's a design flaw and requires huge maintenance just to get it running ok. As someone else mentioned, a razor helps for a start, mow the lawn before you visit the garden.

 

[WanderingMan]

I had an OCD chick who smelled that way...clean as can be in everyway way except for, apparently, down there. Saw her for over a year and the smell was the exact same way EVERY TIME. A buddy of mine has a theory that girls will smell good to guys who they are compatible with, and will smell fishy to guys who they are not. Not sure if my buddy's theory helps explain anything, but figured he could be on to something, and maybe someone else could prove/dis-prove this interesting hypothesis.

 

[Atom Smasher]

Right. But right after telling her: