"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Pickup Artist Rhymes To Live By

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*IF YOU WANT TO IMPROVE & GET IN HER GROOVE U MUST MAKE THE FIRST MOVE.

*CHARM TO DISARM

*IF U WANT TO BONE ......IT BEGINS WITH THE PHONE

*SOMETIMES U GOTTA BE A D ICK TO GET THE CHIC

*BREAK THE ICE TO ENTICE

*IF YOU WANT HER ON YOUR KABOB, BETTER HAVE A COOL JOB.

*TAKE A CLASS TO GET SOME A SS.

*WANT BETTER SEX, LOSE YOUR EX

 TO GET INSIDE HER PANTS, LEARN HOW TO DANCE.

 Y0U WILL GO FAR IF YOU HAVE A COOL CAR.

 HAVING AN OUTSIDE LIFE HELPS TO FIND A WIFE.

 PROFILES WELL WRITTEN MEANS WOMEN WILL BE SMITTEN.

 GET A CHIC TO SMILE AND YOU’LL BE AROUND FOR AWHILE.

 MAKE HER LAUGH AND SHE WILL GUIDE YOU DOWN HER PATH.

 DIVERSIFY TO REMAIN A GUY

 IF YOU WANT SOME PU- -Y DON’T ACT LIKE A WUSSY

*:cheer: BE PREPARED TO WALK AWAY, TO MAKE IT A GOOD DAY
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Why do some of them begin with a star while others begin with a box?

Was there any specific reason to do that?



Another one that you guys might find appropriate:

It's not the face you fvck, it's the fvck you face! :up:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Be real and you'll seal the deal.
 
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hey Noob its

he who hesitates, masturbates.


another one is

first to contact is first to contract.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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