Pickup Artist Rhymes To Live By

[COD]

*IF YOU WANT TO IMPROVE & GET IN HER GROOVE U MUST MAKE THE FIRST MOVE.

*CHARM TO DISARM

*IF U WANT TO BONE ......IT BEGINS WITH THE PHONE

*SOMETIMES U GOTTA BE A D ICK TO GET THE CHIC

*BREAK THE ICE TO ENTICE

*IF YOU WANT HER ON YOUR KABOB, BETTER HAVE A COOL JOB.

*TAKE A CLASS TO GET SOME A SS.

*WANT BETTER SEX, LOSE YOUR EX

 TO GET INSIDE HER PANTS, LEARN HOW TO DANCE.

 Y0U WILL GO FAR IF YOU HAVE A COOL CAR.

 HAVING AN OUTSIDE LIFE HELPS TO FIND A WIFE.

 PROFILES WELL WRITTEN MEANS WOMEN WILL BE SMITTEN.

 GET A CHIC TO SMILE AND YOU’LL BE AROUND FOR AWHILE.

 MAKE HER LAUGH AND SHE WILL GUIDE YOU DOWN HER PATH.

 DIVERSIFY TO REMAIN A GUY

 IF YOU WANT SOME PU- -Y DON’T ACT LIKE A WUSSY

*:cheer: BE PREPARED TO WALK AWAY, TO MAKE IT A GOOD DAY

 

[OTB]

Why do some of them begin with a star while others begin with a box?

Was there any specific reason to do that?



Another one that you guys might find appropriate:

It's not the face you fvck, it's the fvck you face!

 

[OTB]

That quote is actually from the infamous David X by the way...

 

[Georgey]

haha nice one there

 

[Darles Chickens]

You´ve got to risk it for the muff biscuit!

 

[ElStud]

Be real and you'll seal the deal.

 

[Axcell]

Haha, nice.

 

[tucking fypo]

noob first one was good and is true!

 

[cockerdumbnuts]

hey Noob its

he who hesitates, masturbates.


another one is

first to contact is first to contract.

 

[nismo-4]

hesitation equals masturbation. or something like that...

It's he who hesitates, masturbates.