"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Pickup Artist Rhymes To Live By

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*IF YOU WANT TO IMPROVE & GET IN HER GROOVE U MUST MAKE THE FIRST MOVE.

*CHARM TO DISARM

*IF U WANT TO BONE ......IT BEGINS WITH THE PHONE

*SOMETIMES U GOTTA BE A D ICK TO GET THE CHIC

*BREAK THE ICE TO ENTICE

*IF YOU WANT HER ON YOUR KABOB, BETTER HAVE A COOL JOB.

*TAKE A CLASS TO GET SOME A SS.

*WANT BETTER SEX, LOSE YOUR EX

 TO GET INSIDE HER PANTS, LEARN HOW TO DANCE.

 Y0U WILL GO FAR IF YOU HAVE A COOL CAR.

 HAVING AN OUTSIDE LIFE HELPS TO FIND A WIFE.

 PROFILES WELL WRITTEN MEANS WOMEN WILL BE SMITTEN.

 GET A CHIC TO SMILE AND YOU’LL BE AROUND FOR AWHILE.

 MAKE HER LAUGH AND SHE WILL GUIDE YOU DOWN HER PATH.

 DIVERSIFY TO REMAIN A GUY

 IF YOU WANT SOME PU- -Y DON’T ACT LIKE A WUSSY

*:cheer: BE PREPARED TO WALK AWAY, TO MAKE IT A GOOD DAY
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Why do some of them begin with a star while others begin with a box?

Was there any specific reason to do that?



Another one that you guys might find appropriate:

It's not the face you fvck, it's the fvck you face! :up:
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Be real and you'll seal the deal.
 
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hey Noob its

he who hesitates, masturbates.


another one is

first to contact is first to contract.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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