"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Pickup Artist Rhymes To Live By

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*IF YOU WANT TO IMPROVE & GET IN HER GROOVE U MUST MAKE THE FIRST MOVE.

*CHARM TO DISARM

*IF U WANT TO BONE ......IT BEGINS WITH THE PHONE

*SOMETIMES U GOTTA BE A D ICK TO GET THE CHIC

*BREAK THE ICE TO ENTICE

*IF YOU WANT HER ON YOUR KABOB, BETTER HAVE A COOL JOB.

*TAKE A CLASS TO GET SOME A SS.

*WANT BETTER SEX, LOSE YOUR EX

 TO GET INSIDE HER PANTS, LEARN HOW TO DANCE.

 Y0U WILL GO FAR IF YOU HAVE A COOL CAR.

 HAVING AN OUTSIDE LIFE HELPS TO FIND A WIFE.

 PROFILES WELL WRITTEN MEANS WOMEN WILL BE SMITTEN.

 GET A CHIC TO SMILE AND YOU’LL BE AROUND FOR AWHILE.

 MAKE HER LAUGH AND SHE WILL GUIDE YOU DOWN HER PATH.

 DIVERSIFY TO REMAIN A GUY

 IF YOU WANT SOME PU- -Y DON’T ACT LIKE A WUSSY

*:cheer: BE PREPARED TO WALK AWAY, TO MAKE IT A GOOD DAY
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Why do some of them begin with a star while others begin with a box?

Was there any specific reason to do that?



Another one that you guys might find appropriate:

It's not the face you fvck, it's the fvck you face! :up:
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Be real and you'll seal the deal.
 
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hey Noob its

he who hesitates, masturbates.


another one is

first to contact is first to contract.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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