"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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FALCONDAWG79

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alright there is this girl in my lunchclass that i kinda like. she is kinda perverted lol. well we know each other a little bit and have hung out a couple of times. for the last few weeks she started talkin to me again and last week she wanted to know how big my stick is. aint that weird. especially because i thought she was trying to play hard to get. my friend that has witnessed our conversations thinks she likes me but my other friends seem to think otherwise because they arent there. i dunno whats up! i wish that she liked me but i cant be too sure so fast. i need help!!!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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wavejams007

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Seems to me like you don't hear many girls conversations. More firls than you think like to talk about "perverted" things, but just don't fess up to it when questioned abut it. They would much rather blame us guys of being sickos. She might like you, but read the DJ bible carefully and take it from there.
 

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just make sure you give that girl a lot of fresh mints when she becomes your gf and you tell her to wash her mouth often. You don't want to be french kissing her without that, since a girl that goes around asking about other guy's ****s has probably had plenty of them inside her mouth. (pukes)

you can avoid all those precautions and just refuse to french kiss her ;)
 

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sexual innuendos are a HUGE hint

if she said that to me, i'd say "why don't i show you"
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Michael Chief

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ahaha if a girl asked me that, id recognize it as an opportunity to utilize the fact that only 7% of communication is words...and 93% is nonverbal. i'd give a sly smile and a confident wink haha.

I really dont see what the problem is, but...
IMO, ur wishing too much. wishing gets you nowhere. take action or be cool. just remember that you dont need her.
 

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ya body language plays a big part with us. during lunch she looks at me a lot. everytime i gotta go to the restroom i have to walk by her table and everytime i walk by she says hey.
 

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also one time she made this orgasm noise when i went by her table. you guys think she likes me as like a boyfriend or does she just want my stick?
 

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Originally posted by FALCONDAWG79
also one time she made this orgasm noise when i went by her table. you guys think she likes me as like a boyfriend or does she just want my stick?
does it matter? :rolleyes:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Originally posted by FALCONDAWG79
also one time she made this orgasm noise when i went by her table. you guys think she likes me as like a boyfriend or does she just want my stick?
What's the difference? haha
 

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so how should i approach her on monday? our school just had spring break. so should ask her how her vacstion went or something? should i just sit down with her and chat with all of her friends around? or should i just tell her to meet me after school for a ride? lol
 

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well today this girl prank called me a few times during lunch. she was with her stupid friends and was like "i wanna give u a lapdance and a *******". she came over after lunch ended and stood by me and my friends but didnt say much. she tries to make friends with my friends too. does this girl like me?
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Originally posted by FALCONDAWG79
well today this girl prank called me a few times during lunch. she was with her stupid friends and was like "i wanna give u a lapdance and a *******". she came over after lunch ended and stood by me and my friends but didnt say much. she tries to make friends with my friends too. does this girl like me?
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

i seriously couldnt stop laughing after i read this.
"she likes me. does that mean she likes me?"

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 

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You are in such a good mood teencraft
 
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