"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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FALCONDAWG79

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alright there is this girl in my lunchclass that i kinda like. she is kinda perverted lol. well we know each other a little bit and have hung out a couple of times. for the last few weeks she started talkin to me again and last week she wanted to know how big my stick is. aint that weird. especially because i thought she was trying to play hard to get. my friend that has witnessed our conversations thinks she likes me but my other friends seem to think otherwise because they arent there. i dunno whats up! i wish that she liked me but i cant be too sure so fast. i need help!!!
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Seems to me like you don't hear many girls conversations. More firls than you think like to talk about "perverted" things, but just don't fess up to it when questioned abut it. They would much rather blame us guys of being sickos. She might like you, but read the DJ bible carefully and take it from there.
 

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just make sure you give that girl a lot of fresh mints when she becomes your gf and you tell her to wash her mouth often. You don't want to be french kissing her without that, since a girl that goes around asking about other guy's ****s has probably had plenty of them inside her mouth. (pukes)

you can avoid all those precautions and just refuse to french kiss her ;)
 

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sexual innuendos are a HUGE hint

if she said that to me, i'd say "why don't i show you"
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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ahaha if a girl asked me that, id recognize it as an opportunity to utilize the fact that only 7% of communication is words...and 93% is nonverbal. i'd give a sly smile and a confident wink haha.

I really dont see what the problem is, but...
IMO, ur wishing too much. wishing gets you nowhere. take action or be cool. just remember that you dont need her.
 

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ya body language plays a big part with us. during lunch she looks at me a lot. everytime i gotta go to the restroom i have to walk by her table and everytime i walk by she says hey.
 

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also one time she made this orgasm noise when i went by her table. you guys think she likes me as like a boyfriend or does she just want my stick?
 

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Originally posted by FALCONDAWG79
also one time she made this orgasm noise when i went by her table. you guys think she likes me as like a boyfriend or does she just want my stick?
does it matter? :rolleyes:
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Originally posted by FALCONDAWG79
also one time she made this orgasm noise when i went by her table. you guys think she likes me as like a boyfriend or does she just want my stick?
What's the difference? haha
 

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so how should i approach her on monday? our school just had spring break. so should ask her how her vacstion went or something? should i just sit down with her and chat with all of her friends around? or should i just tell her to meet me after school for a ride? lol
 

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well today this girl prank called me a few times during lunch. she was with her stupid friends and was like "i wanna give u a lapdance and a *******". she came over after lunch ended and stood by me and my friends but didnt say much. she tries to make friends with my friends too. does this girl like me?
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Originally posted by FALCONDAWG79
well today this girl prank called me a few times during lunch. she was with her stupid friends and was like "i wanna give u a lapdance and a *******". she came over after lunch ended and stood by me and my friends but didnt say much. she tries to make friends with my friends too. does this girl like me?
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

i seriously couldnt stop laughing after i read this.
"she likes me. does that mean she likes me?"

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 

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You are in such a good mood teencraft
 
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