"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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FALCONDAWG79

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alright there is this girl in my lunchclass that i kinda like. she is kinda perverted lol. well we know each other a little bit and have hung out a couple of times. for the last few weeks she started talkin to me again and last week she wanted to know how big my stick is. aint that weird. especially because i thought she was trying to play hard to get. my friend that has witnessed our conversations thinks she likes me but my other friends seem to think otherwise because they arent there. i dunno whats up! i wish that she liked me but i cant be too sure so fast. i need help!!!
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Seems to me like you don't hear many girls conversations. More firls than you think like to talk about "perverted" things, but just don't fess up to it when questioned abut it. They would much rather blame us guys of being sickos. She might like you, but read the DJ bible carefully and take it from there.
 

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just make sure you give that girl a lot of fresh mints when she becomes your gf and you tell her to wash her mouth often. You don't want to be french kissing her without that, since a girl that goes around asking about other guy's ****s has probably had plenty of them inside her mouth. (pukes)

you can avoid all those precautions and just refuse to french kiss her ;)
 

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sexual innuendos are a HUGE hint

if she said that to me, i'd say "why don't i show you"
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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ahaha if a girl asked me that, id recognize it as an opportunity to utilize the fact that only 7% of communication is words...and 93% is nonverbal. i'd give a sly smile and a confident wink haha.

I really dont see what the problem is, but...
IMO, ur wishing too much. wishing gets you nowhere. take action or be cool. just remember that you dont need her.
 

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ya body language plays a big part with us. during lunch she looks at me a lot. everytime i gotta go to the restroom i have to walk by her table and everytime i walk by she says hey.
 

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also one time she made this orgasm noise when i went by her table. you guys think she likes me as like a boyfriend or does she just want my stick?
 

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Originally posted by FALCONDAWG79
also one time she made this orgasm noise when i went by her table. you guys think she likes me as like a boyfriend or does she just want my stick?
does it matter? :rolleyes:
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Originally posted by FALCONDAWG79
also one time she made this orgasm noise when i went by her table. you guys think she likes me as like a boyfriend or does she just want my stick?
What's the difference? haha
 

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so how should i approach her on monday? our school just had spring break. so should ask her how her vacstion went or something? should i just sit down with her and chat with all of her friends around? or should i just tell her to meet me after school for a ride? lol
 

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well today this girl prank called me a few times during lunch. she was with her stupid friends and was like "i wanna give u a lapdance and a *******". she came over after lunch ended and stood by me and my friends but didnt say much. she tries to make friends with my friends too. does this girl like me?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Originally posted by FALCONDAWG79
well today this girl prank called me a few times during lunch. she was with her stupid friends and was like "i wanna give u a lapdance and a *******". she came over after lunch ended and stood by me and my friends but didnt say much. she tries to make friends with my friends too. does this girl like me?
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

i seriously couldnt stop laughing after i read this.
"she likes me. does that mean she likes me?"

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 

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You are in such a good mood teencraft
 
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