"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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FALCONDAWG79

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alright there is this girl in my lunchclass that i kinda like. she is kinda perverted lol. well we know each other a little bit and have hung out a couple of times. for the last few weeks she started talkin to me again and last week she wanted to know how big my stick is. aint that weird. especially because i thought she was trying to play hard to get. my friend that has witnessed our conversations thinks she likes me but my other friends seem to think otherwise because they arent there. i dunno whats up! i wish that she liked me but i cant be too sure so fast. i need help!!!
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Seems to me like you don't hear many girls conversations. More firls than you think like to talk about "perverted" things, but just don't fess up to it when questioned abut it. They would much rather blame us guys of being sickos. She might like you, but read the DJ bible carefully and take it from there.
 

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just make sure you give that girl a lot of fresh mints when she becomes your gf and you tell her to wash her mouth often. You don't want to be french kissing her without that, since a girl that goes around asking about other guy's ****s has probably had plenty of them inside her mouth. (pukes)

you can avoid all those precautions and just refuse to french kiss her ;)
 

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sexual innuendos are a HUGE hint

if she said that to me, i'd say "why don't i show you"
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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ahaha if a girl asked me that, id recognize it as an opportunity to utilize the fact that only 7% of communication is words...and 93% is nonverbal. i'd give a sly smile and a confident wink haha.

I really dont see what the problem is, but...
IMO, ur wishing too much. wishing gets you nowhere. take action or be cool. just remember that you dont need her.
 

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ya body language plays a big part with us. during lunch she looks at me a lot. everytime i gotta go to the restroom i have to walk by her table and everytime i walk by she says hey.
 

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also one time she made this orgasm noise when i went by her table. you guys think she likes me as like a boyfriend or does she just want my stick?
 

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Originally posted by FALCONDAWG79
also one time she made this orgasm noise when i went by her table. you guys think she likes me as like a boyfriend or does she just want my stick?
does it matter? :rolleyes:
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Originally posted by FALCONDAWG79
also one time she made this orgasm noise when i went by her table. you guys think she likes me as like a boyfriend or does she just want my stick?
What's the difference? haha
 

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so how should i approach her on monday? our school just had spring break. so should ask her how her vacstion went or something? should i just sit down with her and chat with all of her friends around? or should i just tell her to meet me after school for a ride? lol
 

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well today this girl prank called me a few times during lunch. she was with her stupid friends and was like "i wanna give u a lapdance and a *******". she came over after lunch ended and stood by me and my friends but didnt say much. she tries to make friends with my friends too. does this girl like me?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Originally posted by FALCONDAWG79
well today this girl prank called me a few times during lunch. she was with her stupid friends and was like "i wanna give u a lapdance and a *******". she came over after lunch ended and stood by me and my friends but didnt say much. she tries to make friends with my friends too. does this girl like me?
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

i seriously couldnt stop laughing after i read this.
"she likes me. does that mean she likes me?"

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 

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You are in such a good mood teencraft
 
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