"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Perfect 10 or what?

OzyBoy

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nope i don't like her very much. i agree with 6. I would pick my girlfriend over her anyday. :D
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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thederekeffect1

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Originally posted by mroriginal
Shes ugly compared to this one.This is a 10, You may have seen her in the maybeline comercials and victoria secret catalogs.

www.adriana-lima-gallery.info

You will never find a girl hotter than her.
I'd do them both at the same time.

Remember, 10's and 9's are a matter of opinion. While he may give the girl a perfect 10 (exactly what he looks for), some of you will give her a 9, and I'll give her a 9.5 (I don't like her angry look at the bottom). And some of you are just harsh judgers and probably don't get laid often with standards like that. "Your about a 3.5... And your friend is a perfect 4".

Yeah, it's great to have standards but when you're rating girls like this that low, something's definatly wrong with your standards. The only girls that fit your standards probably only appear in adult cartoons/comic books/video games/their not real!
 

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I'd bend her over the couch.
 
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hey man! I just got grounded because I clicked on your site while my mom was around..man.. I'm soo in troublee.

Yeah, I'd hump her. But seriously I'm tired of you guys posting chicks that have porn sites, post pictures of hotties that YOU know and not whack off to
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Originally posted by Dimebag_Darrell
hey man! I just got grounded because I clicked on your site while my mom was around..man.. I'm soo in troublee.

Yeah, I'd hump her. But seriously I'm tired of you guys posting chicks that have porn sites, post pictures of hotties that YOU know and not whack off to
LOL:crackup:
 

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A "10" is about as close to perfection as you can get. This chick isn't quite a butterface, but her facial features are nothing special. And to me, facial features are the most important thing.
 

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Adriana lima is the hottest mound of flesh in existance right now. thats why shes been a victoria secret model since like age 15.

Also, brooke shields when she was young was BANGIN.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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I need to see her personality first before I decide on point total. I weigh personality over looks any day (LTR guy).
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Boner da Stoner

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that selena girl looks like a tall hairless gorilla
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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