"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Perfect 10 or what?

OzyBoy

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nope i don't like her very much. i agree with 6. I would pick my girlfriend over her anyday. :D
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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thederekeffect1

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Originally posted by mroriginal
Shes ugly compared to this one.This is a 10, You may have seen her in the maybeline comercials and victoria secret catalogs.

www.adriana-lima-gallery.info

You will never find a girl hotter than her.
I'd do them both at the same time.

Remember, 10's and 9's are a matter of opinion. While he may give the girl a perfect 10 (exactly what he looks for), some of you will give her a 9, and I'll give her a 9.5 (I don't like her angry look at the bottom). And some of you are just harsh judgers and probably don't get laid often with standards like that. "Your about a 3.5... And your friend is a perfect 4".

Yeah, it's great to have standards but when you're rating girls like this that low, something's definatly wrong with your standards. The only girls that fit your standards probably only appear in adult cartoons/comic books/video games/their not real!
 

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I'd bend her over the couch.
 
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hey man! I just got grounded because I clicked on your site while my mom was around..man.. I'm soo in troublee.

Yeah, I'd hump her. But seriously I'm tired of you guys posting chicks that have porn sites, post pictures of hotties that YOU know and not whack off to
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Originally posted by Dimebag_Darrell
hey man! I just got grounded because I clicked on your site while my mom was around..man.. I'm soo in troublee.

Yeah, I'd hump her. But seriously I'm tired of you guys posting chicks that have porn sites, post pictures of hotties that YOU know and not whack off to
LOL:crackup:
 

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A "10" is about as close to perfection as you can get. This chick isn't quite a butterface, but her facial features are nothing special. And to me, facial features are the most important thing.
 

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Adriana lima is the hottest mound of flesh in existance right now. thats why shes been a victoria secret model since like age 15.

Also, brooke shields when she was young was BANGIN.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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comic_relief

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I need to see her personality first before I decide on point total. I weigh personality over looks any day (LTR guy).
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Boner da Stoner

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that selena girl looks like a tall hairless gorilla
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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