"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Perfect 10 or what?

OzyBoy

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nope i don't like her very much. i agree with 6. I would pick my girlfriend over her anyday. :D
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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thederekeffect1

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Originally posted by mroriginal
Shes ugly compared to this one.This is a 10, You may have seen her in the maybeline comercials and victoria secret catalogs.

www.adriana-lima-gallery.info

You will never find a girl hotter than her.
I'd do them both at the same time.

Remember, 10's and 9's are a matter of opinion. While he may give the girl a perfect 10 (exactly what he looks for), some of you will give her a 9, and I'll give her a 9.5 (I don't like her angry look at the bottom). And some of you are just harsh judgers and probably don't get laid often with standards like that. "Your about a 3.5... And your friend is a perfect 4".

Yeah, it's great to have standards but when you're rating girls like this that low, something's definatly wrong with your standards. The only girls that fit your standards probably only appear in adult cartoons/comic books/video games/their not real!
 

splinterkb

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I'd bend her over the couch.
 
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hey man! I just got grounded because I clicked on your site while my mom was around..man.. I'm soo in troublee.

Yeah, I'd hump her. But seriously I'm tired of you guys posting chicks that have porn sites, post pictures of hotties that YOU know and not whack off to
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Originally posted by Dimebag_Darrell
hey man! I just got grounded because I clicked on your site while my mom was around..man.. I'm soo in troublee.

Yeah, I'd hump her. But seriously I'm tired of you guys posting chicks that have porn sites, post pictures of hotties that YOU know and not whack off to
LOL:crackup:
 

Scrumtulescence

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A "10" is about as close to perfection as you can get. This chick isn't quite a butterface, but her facial features are nothing special. And to me, facial features are the most important thing.
 

C00L

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Adriana lima is the hottest mound of flesh in existance right now. thats why shes been a victoria secret model since like age 15.

Also, brooke shields when she was young was BANGIN.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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comic_relief

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I need to see her personality first before I decide on point total. I weigh personality over looks any day (LTR guy).
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Boner da Stoner

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that selena girl looks like a tall hairless gorilla
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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