"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Penkitten Exposed!!: Really a 63 y/o lady?!?

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Hey PENKITTEN!! if for any reason my post offended you, i am sorry...just thought id give the guys a laugh for thanksgiving... i think you're a cool chick..so don't hate me now...lol
 

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Really, why the fuck does a 63 year old woman have a goddamn MYSPACE?!?!?!
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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ketostix said:
You got owned ken785 :kick: :D

Yeah my SS username isn't on myspace either, but I have a myspace.
yeah i did get owned...nice one penkitten!...lol
 
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Ken785 said:
Hey PENKITTEN!! if for any reason my post offended you, i am sorry...just thought id give the guys a laugh for thanksgiving... i think you're a cool chick..so don't hate me now...lol

Chump
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Does anyone else get kind of turned on by the title on the main index: "Penkitten Exposed!!:..." lol?:whistle:
 

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ketostix said:
Does anyone else get kind of turned on by the title on the main index: "Penkitten Exposed!!:..." lol?:whistle:
I felt an ever so slight tingle down there that was soon banished the moment I read the rest about a 63-year old lady.
 

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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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