Ken785
Master Don Juan
NICE...and 2+2 DOES equal PONY Gio, if you're talking about how many letters in the word...Giovanni Casanova said:
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Penkitten Exposed!!: Really a 63 y/o lady?!?
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Ken785
Master Don Juan
Hey PENKITTEN!! if for any reason my post offended you, i am sorry...just thought id give the guys a laugh for thanksgiving... i think you're a cool chick..so don't hate me now...lol
penkitten
Master Don Juan
Ken785
Master Don Juan
wow!! i have underestimated the power of GOOGLE...thats amazing...you got 2/3!!!penkitten said:
Serialized3
Master Don Juan
Really, why the fuck does a 63 year old woman have a goddamn MYSPACE?!?!?!
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
cant think of a user name
Master Don Juan
I typed my username into myspace and found someone who doesn't even use myspace (that's one thing we have in common).
http://www.myspace.com/cantthinkofausername
http://www.myspace.com/cantthinkofausername
Ken785
Master Don Juan
yeah i did get owned...nice one penkitten!...lolketostix said:You got owned ken785 :kick:
Yeah my SS username isn't on myspace either, but I have a myspace.
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PuertoRican_Lover..http://www.myspace.com/el_sandunguero
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Ken785
Master Don Juan
and what are you? AFC!TonyWongButOhSoRite said:
I felt an ever so slight tingle down there that was soon banished the moment I read the rest about a 63-year old lady.ketostix said:Does anyone else get kind of turned on by the title on the main index: "Penkitten Exposed!!:..." lol?
Bunch of old rockers. Who'd a thunk it.
http://www.myspace.com/grinder
http://www.myspace.com/grinder
comic_relief
Master Don Juan
http://www.myspace.com/comic_relief
Guess I am an 18 year old female from California with sh!tty hair. Go figure...
comic_relief
Guess I am an 18 year old female from California with sh!tty hair. Go figure...
comic_relief
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.