Ken785
Master Don Juan
NICE...and 2+2 DOES equal PONY Gio, if you're talking about how many letters in the word...Giovanni Casanova said:
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Penkitten Exposed!!: Really a 63 y/o lady?!?
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Ken785
Master Don Juan
Hey PENKITTEN!! if for any reason my post offended you, i am sorry...just thought id give the guys a laugh for thanksgiving... i think you're a cool chick..so don't hate me now...lol
penkitten
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Ken785
Master Don Juan
wow!! i have underestimated the power of GOOGLE...thats amazing...you got 2/3!!!penkitten said:
Serialized3
Master Don Juan
Really, why the fuck does a 63 year old woman have a goddamn MYSPACE?!?!?!
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
cant think of a user name
Master Don Juan
I typed my username into myspace and found someone who doesn't even use myspace (that's one thing we have in common).
http://www.myspace.com/cantthinkofausername
http://www.myspace.com/cantthinkofausername
Ken785
Master Don Juan
yeah i did get owned...nice one penkitten!...lolketostix said:You got owned ken785 :kick:
Yeah my SS username isn't on myspace either, but I have a myspace.
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PuertoRican_Lover..http://www.myspace.com/el_sandunguero
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Ken785
Master Don Juan
and what are you? AFC!TonyWongButOhSoRite said:
I felt an ever so slight tingle down there that was soon banished the moment I read the rest about a 63-year old lady.ketostix said:Does anyone else get kind of turned on by the title on the main index: "Penkitten Exposed!!:..." lol?
Bunch of old rockers. Who'd a thunk it.
http://www.myspace.com/grinder
http://www.myspace.com/grinder
comic_relief
Master Don Juan
http://www.myspace.com/comic_relief
Guess I am an 18 year old female from California with sh!tty hair. Go figure...
comic_relief
Guess I am an 18 year old female from California with sh!tty hair. Go figure...
comic_relief
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.