Ken785
Master Don Juan
NICE...and 2+2 DOES equal PONY Gio, if you're talking about how many letters in the word...Giovanni Casanova said:
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Penkitten Exposed!!: Really a 63 y/o lady?!?
- Thread starter Ken785
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Ken785
Master Don Juan
Hey PENKITTEN!! if for any reason my post offended you, i am sorry...just thought id give the guys a laugh for thanksgiving... i think you're a cool chick..so don't hate me now...lol
penkitten
Master Don Juan
Ken785
Master Don Juan
wow!! i have underestimated the power of GOOGLE...thats amazing...you got 2/3!!!penkitten said:
Serialized3
Master Don Juan
Really, why the fuck does a 63 year old woman have a goddamn MYSPACE?!?!?!
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
cant think of a user name
Master Don Juan
I typed my username into myspace and found someone who doesn't even use myspace (that's one thing we have in common).
http://www.myspace.com/cantthinkofausername
http://www.myspace.com/cantthinkofausername
Ken785
Master Don Juan
yeah i did get owned...nice one penkitten!...lolketostix said:You got owned ken785 :kick:
Yeah my SS username isn't on myspace either, but I have a myspace.
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PuertoRican_Lover..http://www.myspace.com/el_sandunguero
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Ken785
Master Don Juan
and what are you? AFC!TonyWongButOhSoRite said:
I felt an ever so slight tingle down there that was soon banished the moment I read the rest about a 63-year old lady.ketostix said:Does anyone else get kind of turned on by the title on the main index: "Penkitten Exposed!!:..." lol?
Bunch of old rockers. Who'd a thunk it.
http://www.myspace.com/grinder
http://www.myspace.com/grinder
comic_relief
Master Don Juan
http://www.myspace.com/comic_relief
Guess I am an 18 year old female from California with sh!tty hair. Go figure...
comic_relief
Guess I am an 18 year old female from California with sh!tty hair. Go figure...
comic_relief
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.