"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Penkitten Exposed!!: Really a 63 y/o lady?!?

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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yah right
that is not my myspace page
her myspace url is this :http://www.myspace.com/grandkids13

so her name is grandkids13 and her title phrase is penkitten

where's my royalties? i knew i should have copyrighted it before that teenager started using it a few years ago on those artsy places.
 

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There actually IS a really easy way to find Penkitten's myspace page... I know because I found it. :whistle:

I was myspace stalking some sosuavers awhile back. Found quite a few of ya.

Pennie is easy on the eyes. :)
 

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penkitten said:
where's my royalties? i knew i should have copyrighted it before that teenager started using it a few years ago on those artsy places.

Ummm...if you registered as "PenKitten" with SoSuave BEFORE this teenager started using the name...then it IS your name and you can sue them for the rights to it and all monies collected with it.

Talk to a lawyer that specializes in copyright law.:up:
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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WaterTiger said:
Ummm...if you registered as "PenKitten" with SoSuave BEFORE this teenager started using the name...then it IS your name and you can sue them for the rights to it and all monies collected with it.

Talk to a lawyer that specializes in copyright law.:up:
too funny ! could i be like the wwf and make the other wwf change their name to wwe?

im kidding


but i googled your name and found that you have a photo gallery of water purification...
http://www.watertiger.net/photo/photo_gallery.htm
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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TyTe`EyEs said:
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sorry dude...but if you do a search for "penkitten" under display name that was the only thing that popped up so i assumed it was her...because she never wanted to show her pics...and i see this old lady, so i put two and two together...:rolleyes:
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Great. Although my namesake's girlfriends quite nice looking. My namesake looks like an extra from the hills have eyes.

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=1279551

"i have alot of intrest i love taking long walks on the beach with rachel and making her feel like she is a princess and that she is worth more to me than a piece of ass"

Looks like I'm an AFC to boot aswell.
 

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WesCottII said:
Great. Although my namesake's girlfriends quite nice looking. My namesake looks like an extra from the hills have eyes.

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=1279551

"i have alot of intrest i love taking long walks on the beach with rachel and making her feel like she is a princess and that she is worth more to me than a piece of ass"

Looks like I'm an AFC to boot aswell.
your link is wrong
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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