"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Penkitten Exposed!!: Really a 63 y/o lady?!?

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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yah right
that is not my myspace page
her myspace url is this :http://www.myspace.com/grandkids13

so her name is grandkids13 and her title phrase is penkitten

where's my royalties? i knew i should have copyrighted it before that teenager started using it a few years ago on those artsy places.
 
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There actually IS a really easy way to find Penkitten's myspace page... I know because I found it. :whistle:

I was myspace stalking some sosuavers awhile back. Found quite a few of ya.

Pennie is easy on the eyes. :)
 
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penkitten said:
where's my royalties? i knew i should have copyrighted it before that teenager started using it a few years ago on those artsy places.
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Ummm...if you registered as "PenKitten" with SoSuave BEFORE this teenager started using the name...then it IS your name and you can sue them for the rights to it and all monies collected with it.

Talk to a lawyer that specializes in copyright law.:up:
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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WaterTiger said:
Ummm...if you registered as "PenKitten" with SoSuave BEFORE this teenager started using the name...then it IS your name and you can sue them for the rights to it and all monies collected with it.

Talk to a lawyer that specializes in copyright law.:up:
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too funny ! could i be like the wwf and make the other wwf change their name to wwe?

im kidding


but i googled your name and found that you have a photo gallery of water purification...
http://www.watertiger.net/photo/photo_gallery.htm
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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TyTe`EyEs said:
Douchebag
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sorry dude...but if you do a search for "penkitten" under display name that was the only thing that popped up so i assumed it was her...because she never wanted to show her pics...and i see this old lady, so i put two and two together...:rolleyes:
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Great. Although my namesake's girlfriends quite nice looking. My namesake looks like an extra from the hills have eyes.

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=1279551

"i have alot of intrest i love taking long walks on the beach with rachel and making her feel like she is a princess and that she is worth more to me than a piece of ass"

Looks like I'm an AFC to boot aswell.
 
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WesCottII said:
Great. Although my namesake's girlfriends quite nice looking. My namesake looks like an extra from the hills have eyes.

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=1279551

"i have alot of intrest i love taking long walks on the beach with rachel and making her feel like she is a princess and that she is worth more to me than a piece of ass"

Looks like I'm an AFC to boot aswell.
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your link is wrong
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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