"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Penkitten Exposed!!: Really a 63 y/o lady?!?

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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yah right
that is not my myspace page
her myspace url is this :http://www.myspace.com/grandkids13

so her name is grandkids13 and her title phrase is penkitten

where's my royalties? i knew i should have copyrighted it before that teenager started using it a few years ago on those artsy places.
 
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There actually IS a really easy way to find Penkitten's myspace page... I know because I found it. :whistle:

I was myspace stalking some sosuavers awhile back. Found quite a few of ya.

Pennie is easy on the eyes. :)
 
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penkitten said:
where's my royalties? i knew i should have copyrighted it before that teenager started using it a few years ago on those artsy places.
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Ummm...if you registered as "PenKitten" with SoSuave BEFORE this teenager started using the name...then it IS your name and you can sue them for the rights to it and all monies collected with it.

Talk to a lawyer that specializes in copyright law.:up:
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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WaterTiger said:
Ummm...if you registered as "PenKitten" with SoSuave BEFORE this teenager started using the name...then it IS your name and you can sue them for the rights to it and all monies collected with it.

Talk to a lawyer that specializes in copyright law.:up:
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too funny ! could i be like the wwf and make the other wwf change their name to wwe?

im kidding


but i googled your name and found that you have a photo gallery of water purification...
http://www.watertiger.net/photo/photo_gallery.htm
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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TyTe`EyEs said:
Douchebag
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sorry dude...but if you do a search for "penkitten" under display name that was the only thing that popped up so i assumed it was her...because she never wanted to show her pics...and i see this old lady, so i put two and two together...:rolleyes:
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Great. Although my namesake's girlfriends quite nice looking. My namesake looks like an extra from the hills have eyes.

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=1279551

"i have alot of intrest i love taking long walks on the beach with rachel and making her feel like she is a princess and that she is worth more to me than a piece of ass"

Looks like I'm an AFC to boot aswell.
 
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Great. Although my namesake's girlfriends quite nice looking. My namesake looks like an extra from the hills have eyes.

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=1279551

"i have alot of intrest i love taking long walks on the beach with rachel and making her feel like she is a princess and that she is worth more to me than a piece of ass"

Looks like I'm an AFC to boot aswell.
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your link is wrong
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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