"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Penkitten Exposed!!: Really a 63 y/o lady?!?

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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penkitten

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yah right
that is not my myspace page
her myspace url is this :http://www.myspace.com/grandkids13

so her name is grandkids13 and her title phrase is penkitten

where's my royalties? i knew i should have copyrighted it before that teenager started using it a few years ago on those artsy places.
 

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There actually IS a really easy way to find Penkitten's myspace page... I know because I found it. :whistle:

I was myspace stalking some sosuavers awhile back. Found quite a few of ya.

Pennie is easy on the eyes. :)
 

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penkitten said:
where's my royalties? i knew i should have copyrighted it before that teenager started using it a few years ago on those artsy places.

Ummm...if you registered as "PenKitten" with SoSuave BEFORE this teenager started using the name...then it IS your name and you can sue them for the rights to it and all monies collected with it.

Talk to a lawyer that specializes in copyright law.:up:
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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WaterTiger said:
Ummm...if you registered as "PenKitten" with SoSuave BEFORE this teenager started using the name...then it IS your name and you can sue them for the rights to it and all monies collected with it.

Talk to a lawyer that specializes in copyright law.:up:
too funny ! could i be like the wwf and make the other wwf change their name to wwe?

im kidding


but i googled your name and found that you have a photo gallery of water purification...
http://www.watertiger.net/photo/photo_gallery.htm
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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TyTe`EyEs said:
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sorry dude...but if you do a search for "penkitten" under display name that was the only thing that popped up so i assumed it was her...because she never wanted to show her pics...and i see this old lady, so i put two and two together...:rolleyes:
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Great. Although my namesake's girlfriends quite nice looking. My namesake looks like an extra from the hills have eyes.

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=1279551

"i have alot of intrest i love taking long walks on the beach with rachel and making her feel like she is a princess and that she is worth more to me than a piece of ass"

Looks like I'm an AFC to boot aswell.
 

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WesCottII said:
Great. Although my namesake's girlfriends quite nice looking. My namesake looks like an extra from the hills have eyes.

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=1279551

"i have alot of intrest i love taking long walks on the beach with rachel and making her feel like she is a princess and that she is worth more to me than a piece of ass"

Looks like I'm an AFC to boot aswell.
your link is wrong
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

Read more...

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