"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Penkitten Exposed!!: Really a 63 y/o lady?!?

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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penkitten

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yah right
that is not my myspace page
her myspace url is this :http://www.myspace.com/grandkids13

so her name is grandkids13 and her title phrase is penkitten

where's my royalties? i knew i should have copyrighted it before that teenager started using it a few years ago on those artsy places.
 

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There actually IS a really easy way to find Penkitten's myspace page... I know because I found it. :whistle:

I was myspace stalking some sosuavers awhile back. Found quite a few of ya.

Pennie is easy on the eyes. :)
 

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penkitten said:
where's my royalties? i knew i should have copyrighted it before that teenager started using it a few years ago on those artsy places.

Ummm...if you registered as "PenKitten" with SoSuave BEFORE this teenager started using the name...then it IS your name and you can sue them for the rights to it and all monies collected with it.

Talk to a lawyer that specializes in copyright law.:up:
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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WaterTiger said:
Ummm...if you registered as "PenKitten" with SoSuave BEFORE this teenager started using the name...then it IS your name and you can sue them for the rights to it and all monies collected with it.

Talk to a lawyer that specializes in copyright law.:up:
too funny ! could i be like the wwf and make the other wwf change their name to wwe?

im kidding


but i googled your name and found that you have a photo gallery of water purification...
http://www.watertiger.net/photo/photo_gallery.htm
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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TyTe`EyEs said:
Douchebag
sorry dude...but if you do a search for "penkitten" under display name that was the only thing that popped up so i assumed it was her...because she never wanted to show her pics...and i see this old lady, so i put two and two together...:rolleyes:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Great. Although my namesake's girlfriends quite nice looking. My namesake looks like an extra from the hills have eyes.

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=1279551

"i have alot of intrest i love taking long walks on the beach with rachel and making her feel like she is a princess and that she is worth more to me than a piece of ass"

Looks like I'm an AFC to boot aswell.
 

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WesCottII said:
Great. Although my namesake's girlfriends quite nice looking. My namesake looks like an extra from the hills have eyes.

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=1279551

"i have alot of intrest i love taking long walks on the beach with rachel and making her feel like she is a princess and that she is worth more to me than a piece of ass"

Looks like I'm an AFC to boot aswell.
your link is wrong
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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