h2o
Banned
I had a hard time believing it for a while, but I think I believe you now. Congratulations and good luck. I wish the best to both of you.
"The Kiss of Death Mistake"
You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?
Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.
One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.
Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Penkitten and I Are Getting Married
- Thread starter Giovanni Casanova
- Start date
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
CrotchSniffer
Don Juan
I think you are both completely out of your minds, but I wish you the best nonetheless. 
penkitten
Master Don Juan
aww you guys are so sweet ....
i should print this out and shove it in our wedding album ya know?
i should print this out and shove it in our wedding album ya know?
penkitten
Master Don Juan
as for an update:
today we went to the mall and i got him the bestest wedding band i have ever seen, and i paid some on it . in 3 more easy payments , my credit will be even better.
today we went to the mall and i got him the bestest wedding band i have ever seen, and i paid some on it . in 3 more easy payments , my credit will be even better.
seabreeze
Master Don Juan
This DJ story is truly one with a happy ending (or I should say beginning). Congrats again! I can't express how happy I am for you two. But, do you guys really have herpes????
SB
SB
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Teen Spirit
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Hmmm, 3 times as many people have voted for 'Penkitten, you are one lucky chick' as opposed to 'Gio, you are one lucky dude'. Interesting.
Oh, and congratulations, by the way. I hope it works out for you.
Oh, and congratulations, by the way. I hope it works out for you.
penkitten
Master Don Juan
yah , hes my prizeOriginally posted by Teen Spirit
Hmmm, 3 times as many people have voted for 'Penkitten, you are one lucky chick' as opposed to 'Gio, you are one lucky dude'. Interesting.
Oh, and congratulations, by the way. I hope it works out for you.
CrotchSniffer
Don Juan
Proof that over 70% of SoSuavers are gay, (and by gay I dont mean happy)Originally posted by Teen Spirit
Hmmm, 3 times as many people have voted for 'Penkitten, you are one lucky chick' as opposed to 'Gio, you are one lucky dude'. Interesting.
Oh, and congratulations, by the way. I hope it works out for you.
“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
penkitten
Master Don Juan
maybe they just saw my name and clicked without reading it
Create Reality
Master Don Juan
May the force, and a bottle a rum, be with you!
Giovanni Casanova
Master Don Juan
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Yes.
Giovanni Casanova
Master Don Juan
- Joined
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- Hiding in Penkitten's Linen Closet
One of the votes for "Gio, you are one lucky dude" was from me.
And as usual, my opinion is the only one that counts anyhow.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Nex
Senior Don Juan
Congratulations!
I still don't think it's true, though.
But if it is,
Congratulations!
Super DJ superhero kids, that's so damn cool. Can I have one?
I still don't think it's true, though.
But if it is,
Congratulations!
Super DJ superhero kids, that's so damn cool. Can I have one?
McKindley
Senior Don Juan
You should next her.
Just kidding
Good luck
Just kidding
Good luck
Cloud-uk
Master Don Juan
Bloody Hell, congrats guys!
Lol, and yeah- NEXT!
Lol, and yeah- NEXT!
penkitten
Master Don Juan
its true its trueOriginally posted by Nex
Congratulations!
I still don't think it's true, though.
But if it is,
Congratulations!
Super DJ superhero kids, that's so damn cool. Can I have one?
im not sure if we will sell the kids however we will keep you in mind haha
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.