h2o
Banned
I had a hard time believing it for a while, but I think I believe you now. Congratulations and good luck. I wish the best to both of you.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Penkitten and I Are Getting Married
- Thread starter Giovanni Casanova
- Start date
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
CrotchSniffer
Don Juan
I think you are both completely out of your minds, but I wish you the best nonetheless. 
penkitten
Master Don Juan
aww you guys are so sweet ....
i should print this out and shove it in our wedding album ya know?
i should print this out and shove it in our wedding album ya know?
penkitten
Master Don Juan
as for an update:
today we went to the mall and i got him the bestest wedding band i have ever seen, and i paid some on it . in 3 more easy payments , my credit will be even better.
today we went to the mall and i got him the bestest wedding band i have ever seen, and i paid some on it . in 3 more easy payments , my credit will be even better.
seabreeze
Master Don Juan
This DJ story is truly one with a happy ending (or I should say beginning). Congrats again! I can't express how happy I am for you two. But, do you guys really have herpes????
SB
SB
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Teen Spirit
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Hmmm, 3 times as many people have voted for 'Penkitten, you are one lucky chick' as opposed to 'Gio, you are one lucky dude'. Interesting.
Oh, and congratulations, by the way. I hope it works out for you.
Oh, and congratulations, by the way. I hope it works out for you.
penkitten
Master Don Juan
yah , hes my prizeOriginally posted by Teen Spirit
Hmmm, 3 times as many people have voted for 'Penkitten, you are one lucky chick' as opposed to 'Gio, you are one lucky dude'. Interesting.
Oh, and congratulations, by the way. I hope it works out for you.
CrotchSniffer
Don Juan
Proof that over 70% of SoSuavers are gay, (and by gay I dont mean happy)Originally posted by Teen Spirit
Hmmm, 3 times as many people have voted for 'Penkitten, you are one lucky chick' as opposed to 'Gio, you are one lucky dude'. Interesting.
Oh, and congratulations, by the way. I hope it works out for you.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
penkitten
Master Don Juan
maybe they just saw my name and clicked without reading it
Create Reality
Master Don Juan
May the force, and a bottle a rum, be with you!
Giovanni Casanova
Master Don Juan
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Yes.
Giovanni Casanova
Master Don Juan
- Joined
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- Hiding in Penkitten's Linen Closet
One of the votes for "Gio, you are one lucky dude" was from me.
And as usual, my opinion is the only one that counts anyhow.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Nex
Senior Don Juan
Congratulations!
I still don't think it's true, though.
But if it is,
Congratulations!
Super DJ superhero kids, that's so damn cool. Can I have one?
I still don't think it's true, though.
But if it is,
Congratulations!
Super DJ superhero kids, that's so damn cool. Can I have one?
McKindley
Senior Don Juan
You should next her.
Just kidding
Good luck
Just kidding
Good luck
Cloud-uk
Master Don Juan
Bloody Hell, congrats guys!
Lol, and yeah- NEXT!
Lol, and yeah- NEXT!
penkitten
Master Don Juan
its true its trueOriginally posted by Nex
Congratulations!
I still don't think it's true, though.
But if it is,
Congratulations!
Super DJ superhero kids, that's so damn cool. Can I have one?
im not sure if we will sell the kids however we will keep you in mind haha
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.