“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Penkitten and I Are Getting Married

Gio and Penkitten Are Getting Married!

  • Dude, that rocks.

    Votes: 31 36.9%
  • That's so effing awesome.

    Votes: 21 25.0%
  • Penkitten, you are one lucky chick.

    Votes: 26 31.0%
  • Gio, you are one lucky dude.

    Votes: 6 7.1%

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Giovanni Casanova

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She is nice and sweet and I am an mean motherf*cking assh*le and so we figured that if we combined our superpowers into one combined partnership, we would be unstoppable and could take over the universe.

So when the ball is dropping in Times Square this year, chug down a bottle of champagne in honor of me and mrs. penkitten casanova.
 

What happens, IN HER MIND, is that she comes to see you as WORTHLESS simply because she hasn't had to INVEST anything in you in order to get you or to keep you.

You were an interesting diversion while she had nothing else to do. But now that someone a little more valuable has come along, someone who expects her to treat him very well, she'll have no problem at all dropping you or demoting you to lowly "friendship" status.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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Originally posted by diablo
Will there be a home video of the wedding night forthcoming?
video of wedding
private video of wedding nite hahahahaha
 

Giovanni Casanova

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Originally posted by diablo
Will there be a home video of the wedding night forthcoming?
On sale in the gift shop for $24.95. Proceeds go to us.
 

Just because a woman listens to you and acts interested in what you say doesn't mean she really is. She might just be acting polite, while silently wishing that the date would hurry up and end, or that you would go away... and never come back.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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Re: Like they say when you join the Marines...

Originally posted by earthshyne
"You'll be sorrrrryyyyyyy!!"
That means a lot to me, coming from you.

Who are you again?
 

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serious?

or is this one of those cyber-forum-things you guys do?

*slaunters off to bed*
 

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That is great!!!

When two great people find each other like you two have, I thank God for this.

I really wish you the best. I am quite fond of both of you and think you are making a great choice.

Damn I'm excited for you both!
 

What happens, IN HER MIND, is that she comes to see you as WORTHLESS simply because she hasn't had to INVEST anything in you in order to get you or to keep you.

You were an interesting diversion while she had nothing else to do. But now that someone a little more valuable has come along, someone who expects her to treat him very well, she'll have no problem at all dropping you or demoting you to lowly "friendship" status.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

Giovanni Casanova

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Originally posted by Centaurion
serious?

or is this one of those cyber-forum-things you guys do?
The cyber forum things we do is serious too.
 

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Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
The cyber forum things we do is serious too.
haha they thought we were just being flirty the whole time :)
 

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Originally posted by penkitten
haha they thought we were just being flirty the whole time :)
So they didn't know that you were REALLY hiding in my linen closet?
 

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Dude, I'm like, still invited, right?
 

Giovanni Casanova

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Originally posted by TheVirtualMind
Dude, I'm like, still invited, right?
You pretty much have to come.
 

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Wow!!!! That is SO awesome. I'm so very happy for you both and I wish you a lifetime of happiness together!!!!!!!
Seabreeze:D
 

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look at all the good responses we are getting !
thank you so much.

i am all excited to get on the honeymoon !
 

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Originally posted by penkitten
i am all excited to get on the honeymoon !
Ditto!
 

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I realise that this is the anything else board..

but Giovanni, i wouldn't have expected this type of thread from a mod..

...unless u are actually getting married? in which case, i'm sorry for assuming that this is some "internet marrige" which will last a few hours at best.

surely you could have made a thread like...

"who is a better DJ?

Mitch (david hasslehoff - baywatch)
or
Doogie (sean patrick harris - doogie howser M.D.)

or

"MAN I WAS SO DRUNK LAST NIGHT THAT I ATTACKED THIS GUY AND HE HIT ME SO I HIT HIM HARDER THEN HIS GIRLFRIEND GAVE ME **** SO I HIT HER AND WHEN THE BOUNCER CAME AND ATTACKED ME FROM BEHIND I HAD TO GRAPPLE HIM ON THE GROUND BUT OF COURSE I WON AND THEN HIS GIRLFREIND WHO I HIT WANTED ME BECAUSE SHE COULD SEE I WAS THE ALPHA MALE AND SO I ****ED HER BUT THEN I HIT HER AGAIN FOR BEING SO STUPID"
 

Just because a woman listens to you and acts interested in what you say doesn't mean she really is. She might just be acting polite, while silently wishing that the date would hurry up and end, or that you would go away... and never come back.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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