"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Penkitten and I Are Getting Married

Gio and Penkitten Are Getting Married!

  • Dude, that rocks.

    Votes: 31 36.9%
  • That's so effing awesome.

    Votes: 21 25.0%
  • Penkitten, you are one lucky chick.

    Votes: 26 31.0%
  • Gio, you are one lucky dude.

    Votes: 6 7.1%

  • Total voters
    84

Giovanni Casanova

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She is nice and sweet and I am an mean motherf*cking assh*le and so we figured that if we combined our superpowers into one combined partnership, we would be unstoppable and could take over the universe.

So when the ball is dropping in Times Square this year, chug down a bottle of champagne in honor of me and mrs. penkitten casanova.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Originally posted by diablo
Will there be a home video of the wedding night forthcoming?
video of wedding
private video of wedding nite hahahahaha
 

Giovanni Casanova

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Originally posted by diablo
Will there be a home video of the wedding night forthcoming?
On sale in the gift shop for $24.95. Proceeds go to us.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Giovanni Casanova

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Re: Like they say when you join the Marines...

Originally posted by earthshyne
"You'll be sorrrrryyyyyyy!!"
That means a lot to me, coming from you.

Who are you again?
 

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serious?

or is this one of those cyber-forum-things you guys do?

*slaunters off to bed*
 

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That is great!!!

When two great people find each other like you two have, I thank God for this.

I really wish you the best. I am quite fond of both of you and think you are making a great choice.

Damn I'm excited for you both!
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Giovanni Casanova

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Originally posted by Centaurion
serious?

or is this one of those cyber-forum-things you guys do?
The cyber forum things we do is serious too.
 

penkitten

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Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
The cyber forum things we do is serious too.
haha they thought we were just being flirty the whole time :)
 

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Originally posted by penkitten
haha they thought we were just being flirty the whole time :)
So they didn't know that you were REALLY hiding in my linen closet?
 

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Dude, I'm like, still invited, right?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Giovanni Casanova

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Originally posted by TheVirtualMind
Dude, I'm like, still invited, right?
You pretty much have to come.
 

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Wow!!!! That is SO awesome. I'm so very happy for you both and I wish you a lifetime of happiness together!!!!!!!
Seabreeze:D
 

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look at all the good responses we are getting !
thank you so much.

i am all excited to get on the honeymoon !
 

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Originally posted by penkitten
i am all excited to get on the honeymoon !
Ditto!
 

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I realise that this is the anything else board..

but Giovanni, i wouldn't have expected this type of thread from a mod..

...unless u are actually getting married? in which case, i'm sorry for assuming that this is some "internet marrige" which will last a few hours at best.

surely you could have made a thread like...

"who is a better DJ?

Mitch (david hasslehoff - baywatch)
or
Doogie (sean patrick harris - doogie howser M.D.)

or

"MAN I WAS SO DRUNK LAST NIGHT THAT I ATTACKED THIS GUY AND HE HIT ME SO I HIT HIM HARDER THEN HIS GIRLFRIEND GAVE ME **** SO I HIT HER AND WHEN THE BOUNCER CAME AND ATTACKED ME FROM BEHIND I HAD TO GRAPPLE HIM ON THE GROUND BUT OF COURSE I WON AND THEN HIS GIRLFREIND WHO I HIT WANTED ME BECAUSE SHE COULD SEE I WAS THE ALPHA MALE AND SO I ****ED HER BUT THEN I HIT HER AGAIN FOR BEING SO STUPID"
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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