“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Penkitten and I Are Getting Married

Gio and Penkitten Are Getting Married!

  • Dude, that rocks.

    Votes: 31 36.9%
  • That's so effing awesome.

    Votes: 21 25.0%
  • Penkitten, you are one lucky chick.

    Votes: 26 31.0%
  • Gio, you are one lucky dude.

    Votes: 6 7.1%

  • Total voters
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Giovanni Casanova

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She is nice and sweet and I am an mean motherf*cking assh*le and so we figured that if we combined our superpowers into one combined partnership, we would be unstoppable and could take over the universe.

So when the ball is dropping in Times Square this year, chug down a bottle of champagne in honor of me and mrs. penkitten casanova.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Originally posted by diablo
Will there be a home video of the wedding night forthcoming?
video of wedding
private video of wedding nite hahahahaha
 

Giovanni Casanova

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Originally posted by diablo
Will there be a home video of the wedding night forthcoming?
On sale in the gift shop for $24.95. Proceeds go to us.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Giovanni Casanova

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Re: Like they say when you join the Marines...

Originally posted by earthshyne
"You'll be sorrrrryyyyyyy!!"
That means a lot to me, coming from you.

Who are you again?
 

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serious?

or is this one of those cyber-forum-things you guys do?

*slaunters off to bed*
 

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That is great!!!

When two great people find each other like you two have, I thank God for this.

I really wish you the best. I am quite fond of both of you and think you are making a great choice.

Damn I'm excited for you both!
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Giovanni Casanova

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Originally posted by Centaurion
serious?

or is this one of those cyber-forum-things you guys do?
The cyber forum things we do is serious too.
 

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Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
The cyber forum things we do is serious too.
haha they thought we were just being flirty the whole time :)
 

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Originally posted by penkitten
haha they thought we were just being flirty the whole time :)
So they didn't know that you were REALLY hiding in my linen closet?
 

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Dude, I'm like, still invited, right?
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Giovanni Casanova

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Originally posted by TheVirtualMind
Dude, I'm like, still invited, right?
You pretty much have to come.
 

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Wow!!!! That is SO awesome. I'm so very happy for you both and I wish you a lifetime of happiness together!!!!!!!
Seabreeze:D
 

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look at all the good responses we are getting !
thank you so much.

i am all excited to get on the honeymoon !
 

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Originally posted by penkitten
i am all excited to get on the honeymoon !
Ditto!
 

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I realise that this is the anything else board..

but Giovanni, i wouldn't have expected this type of thread from a mod..

...unless u are actually getting married? in which case, i'm sorry for assuming that this is some "internet marrige" which will last a few hours at best.

surely you could have made a thread like...

"who is a better DJ?

Mitch (david hasslehoff - baywatch)
or
Doogie (sean patrick harris - doogie howser M.D.)

or

"MAN I WAS SO DRUNK LAST NIGHT THAT I ATTACKED THIS GUY AND HE HIT ME SO I HIT HIM HARDER THEN HIS GIRLFRIEND GAVE ME **** SO I HIT HER AND WHEN THE BOUNCER CAME AND ATTACKED ME FROM BEHIND I HAD TO GRAPPLE HIM ON THE GROUND BUT OF COURSE I WON AND THEN HIS GIRLFREIND WHO I HIT WANTED ME BECAUSE SHE COULD SEE I WAS THE ALPHA MALE AND SO I ****ED HER BUT THEN I HIT HER AGAIN FOR BEING SO STUPID"
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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