"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Serious post, is there any safe way too lighten the color of your tool? Mine is much, much darker than my skin tone. I know that's normal in some people but it just looks off.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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hmm if u get a tan over your whole body, then it will help balance the difference out
 
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hmm if u get a tan over your whole body, then it will help balance the difference out
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thats true. you could do that. honestly I wouldnt really give a s*it though.
 
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By the time a girl sees your tool, she is not going to care if it's darker than your arms. Use it and be glad it's not too small or too huge or std-ridden or whatever.
 
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Don't worry about it man. I have understood that it is always darker than your natural skin colour.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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if she was looking for it in the dark it might be hard to see?
 
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NewDestiny47 said:
Serious post, is there any safe way too lighten the color of your tool?
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BLEACH IT.



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“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Damn, this sounds serious. It could be the sign of a form of penile cancer. You should go get the bugger checked. Go to the doc's office and make sure that you are fully stimulated when you pull down your pants. That is the only way to know if you will live or die.
 
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Damn, this sounds serious. It could be the sign of a form of penile cancer. You should go get the bugger checked. Go to the doc's office and make sure that you are fully stimulated when you pull down your pants. That is the only way to know if you will live or die.
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HAHAHA that made me lol.
 
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I got really tanned so mine looks lighter i think :]]
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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BLEACH IT.

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LOL, way to cover yourself - when he is the only black man in the world with a white penis he'll sue you for giving your medical solution - the solution being "bleach"!

Michael Jackson did it and look at what happened to him:)


Create Reality said:
if she was looking for it in the dark it might be hard to see?
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If a girl is looking for it in the dark it will be "hard" but not for seeing - but for her feeling!!

Most hors can grab a mans penis easily - it is like a automatiic reflex action - it has become a second nature to them -- it's not like the penis is walking around the house going to get a beer - it is a fairly stationary device:rolleyes:

Hors will find the penis easier than it is to find their own mouth!!!!!
 
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Most hors can grab a mans penis easily - it is like a automatiic reflex action - it has become a second nature to them -- it's not like the penis is walking around the house going to get a beer - it is a fairly stationary device:rolleyes:

Hors will find the penis easier than it is to find their own mouth!!!!!
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LMAO oh man that was good. Thanks LMS.
 
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Last Man Standing said:
Hors will find the penis easier than it is to find their own mouth!!!!!
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They do find their mouth pretty easily with a penis in hand
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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