"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Serious post, is there any safe way too lighten the color of your tool? Mine is much, much darker than my skin tone. I know that's normal in some people but it just looks off.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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hmm if u get a tan over your whole body, then it will help balance the difference out
 
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hmm if u get a tan over your whole body, then it will help balance the difference out
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thats true. you could do that. honestly I wouldnt really give a s*it though.
 
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By the time a girl sees your tool, she is not going to care if it's darker than your arms. Use it and be glad it's not too small or too huge or std-ridden or whatever.
 
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Don't worry about it man. I have understood that it is always darker than your natural skin colour.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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if she was looking for it in the dark it might be hard to see?
 
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Serious post, is there any safe way too lighten the color of your tool?
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BLEACH IT.



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"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Damn, this sounds serious. It could be the sign of a form of penile cancer. You should go get the bugger checked. Go to the doc's office and make sure that you are fully stimulated when you pull down your pants. That is the only way to know if you will live or die.
 
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Damn, this sounds serious. It could be the sign of a form of penile cancer. You should go get the bugger checked. Go to the doc's office and make sure that you are fully stimulated when you pull down your pants. That is the only way to know if you will live or die.
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HAHAHA that made me lol.
 
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I got really tanned so mine looks lighter i think :]]
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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BLEACH IT.

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LOL, way to cover yourself - when he is the only black man in the world with a white penis he'll sue you for giving your medical solution - the solution being "bleach"!

Michael Jackson did it and look at what happened to him:)


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if she was looking for it in the dark it might be hard to see?
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If a girl is looking for it in the dark it will be "hard" but not for seeing - but for her feeling!!

Most hors can grab a mans penis easily - it is like a automatiic reflex action - it has become a second nature to them -- it's not like the penis is walking around the house going to get a beer - it is a fairly stationary device:rolleyes:

Hors will find the penis easier than it is to find their own mouth!!!!!
 
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Most hors can grab a mans penis easily - it is like a automatiic reflex action - it has become a second nature to them -- it's not like the penis is walking around the house going to get a beer - it is a fairly stationary device:rolleyes:

Hors will find the penis easier than it is to find their own mouth!!!!!
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LMAO oh man that was good. Thanks LMS.
 
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Hors will find the penis easier than it is to find their own mouth!!!!!
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They do find their mouth pretty easily with a penis in hand
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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