"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Serious post, is there any safe way too lighten the color of your tool? Mine is much, much darker than my skin tone. I know that's normal in some people but it just looks off.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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just so suave

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hmm if u get a tan over your whole body, then it will help balance the difference out
 
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hmm if u get a tan over your whole body, then it will help balance the difference out
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thats true. you could do that. honestly I wouldnt really give a s*it though.
 
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By the time a girl sees your tool, she is not going to care if it's darker than your arms. Use it and be glad it's not too small or too huge or std-ridden or whatever.
 
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Don't worry about it man. I have understood that it is always darker than your natural skin colour.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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if she was looking for it in the dark it might be hard to see?
 
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Serious post, is there any safe way too lighten the color of your tool?
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BLEACH IT.



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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Damn, this sounds serious. It could be the sign of a form of penile cancer. You should go get the bugger checked. Go to the doc's office and make sure that you are fully stimulated when you pull down your pants. That is the only way to know if you will live or die.
 
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Damn, this sounds serious. It could be the sign of a form of penile cancer. You should go get the bugger checked. Go to the doc's office and make sure that you are fully stimulated when you pull down your pants. That is the only way to know if you will live or die.
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HAHAHA that made me lol.
 
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I got really tanned so mine looks lighter i think :]]
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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FoolsCause said:
BLEACH IT.

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LOL, way to cover yourself - when he is the only black man in the world with a white penis he'll sue you for giving your medical solution - the solution being "bleach"!

Michael Jackson did it and look at what happened to him:)


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if she was looking for it in the dark it might be hard to see?
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If a girl is looking for it in the dark it will be "hard" but not for seeing - but for her feeling!!

Most hors can grab a mans penis easily - it is like a automatiic reflex action - it has become a second nature to them -- it's not like the penis is walking around the house going to get a beer - it is a fairly stationary device:rolleyes:

Hors will find the penis easier than it is to find their own mouth!!!!!
 
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Last Man Standing said:
Most hors can grab a mans penis easily - it is like a automatiic reflex action - it has become a second nature to them -- it's not like the penis is walking around the house going to get a beer - it is a fairly stationary device:rolleyes:

Hors will find the penis easier than it is to find their own mouth!!!!!
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LMAO oh man that was good. Thanks LMS.
 
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Last Man Standing said:
Hors will find the penis easier than it is to find their own mouth!!!!!
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They do find their mouth pretty easily with a penis in hand
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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