"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Serious post, is there any safe way too lighten the color of your tool? Mine is much, much darker than my skin tone. I know that's normal in some people but it just looks off.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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hmm if u get a tan over your whole body, then it will help balance the difference out
 
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just so suave said:
hmm if u get a tan over your whole body, then it will help balance the difference out
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thats true. you could do that. honestly I wouldnt really give a s*it though.
 
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By the time a girl sees your tool, she is not going to care if it's darker than your arms. Use it and be glad it's not too small or too huge or std-ridden or whatever.
 
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Don't worry about it man. I have understood that it is always darker than your natural skin colour.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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if she was looking for it in the dark it might be hard to see?
 
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NewDestiny47 said:
Serious post, is there any safe way too lighten the color of your tool?
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BLEACH IT.



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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Damn, this sounds serious. It could be the sign of a form of penile cancer. You should go get the bugger checked. Go to the doc's office and make sure that you are fully stimulated when you pull down your pants. That is the only way to know if you will live or die.
 
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Damn, this sounds serious. It could be the sign of a form of penile cancer. You should go get the bugger checked. Go to the doc's office and make sure that you are fully stimulated when you pull down your pants. That is the only way to know if you will live or die.
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HAHAHA that made me lol.
 
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I got really tanned so mine looks lighter i think :]]
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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BLEACH IT.

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LOL, way to cover yourself - when he is the only black man in the world with a white penis he'll sue you for giving your medical solution - the solution being "bleach"!

Michael Jackson did it and look at what happened to him:)


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if she was looking for it in the dark it might be hard to see?
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If a girl is looking for it in the dark it will be "hard" but not for seeing - but for her feeling!!

Most hors can grab a mans penis easily - it is like a automatiic reflex action - it has become a second nature to them -- it's not like the penis is walking around the house going to get a beer - it is a fairly stationary device:rolleyes:

Hors will find the penis easier than it is to find their own mouth!!!!!
 
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Last Man Standing said:
Most hors can grab a mans penis easily - it is like a automatiic reflex action - it has become a second nature to them -- it's not like the penis is walking around the house going to get a beer - it is a fairly stationary device:rolleyes:

Hors will find the penis easier than it is to find their own mouth!!!!!
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LMAO oh man that was good. Thanks LMS.
 
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Last Man Standing said:
Hors will find the penis easier than it is to find their own mouth!!!!!
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They do find their mouth pretty easily with a penis in hand
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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